The Tatted Professor

#1A #2A / Java-fueled, tatted-up, pro-level skeptic and snark. Xtian, dad, professor, musician, photog, writer, dude. Tweets are my own opinions/responsibility.

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For my Twitter friends, including @PolitiBunny, to enjoy and recenter themselves when the whacko Tweet mob gets a little too—well—whacko today. Peace and perspective, fam. Have a great Friday.

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The @cigarpage chimp coming through with Monte on Monkey Mail day… #Cigar #Montecristo

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@Cernovich @AF632 She is the epitome of vile.

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@cigarpage Monkey Mail showing up to make Monday a shiny, happy day, no matter what kind of Monday it’s been. 💪🏼 @stevesaka Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust Sobremesa Brulee and @gurkhacigars Black Dragon FTW. #CIGARS

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@elonmusk Wilfred Brimley stunt double says what?

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Well, it seems @dunkindonuts is now routing their avocado toast through the IRS before placing it in the box. Pretty sad. #DoBetter #QualityControl

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A day with mail from the monkey is a good day. @cigarpage #CigarLife

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@simonateba @Liz_Cheney This just in: water is wet.

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@ehansalytics @EndWokeness It’s the “endowed by their Creator” part they hate most, but they won’t say that quiet part out loud.

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@FatKidDeals Bruh. 👀

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@FatKidDeals Thanks for this. And how about find that deal on a giant electric humidor of 100L or larger and someone who ships with it to load all my sticks for me for under $100. 😂🫠 Thanks for keeping those eyes open for us!

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@elonmusk @benshapiro Now, THAT I would become a blue check for…

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@FatKidDeals Any stacking errors on dehumidifiers? Haha. Help a newbie microgreens farmer out!

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@TaraLynnSays It’s still publicly available on FB as of two minutes ago.

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@PolitiBunny

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@blurrycreatures

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@RonStan44933983 @TheRightMelissa @DefiantLs @Davidlaz You’re a scoundrel for attacking his forehead: his family may live there.

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@RedState It appears to be a real, cognitive freeze situation, but it sure rushes the conversation surrounding mental acuity to the surface, ahead of a certain plea proceeding and UAP hearings. 🤔

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@RedState Hear me out: staged to allow the Dems to jump on his “mental fitness,” opening the floodgates for active discussions about…um…other elected officials… 👀

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@Protestia So, ummm… Mary did what God the Father could not? (ie… shielding the Son from the impact of our offenses…) Got it. 👌🏼

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@FatKidDeals When you absolutely, positively want to come to the costume party as a cinnamon roll.