Taxl Rose

CPA. Comedic Public Accountant. Rockstar. Providing semi-decent humor, jokes, and wisdom on accounting, business, and entrepreneurship.

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@ForemanTaxLaw The goodwill receipt I’ve reused for the past decade exists.

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Procrastination is my Xanax.

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I still eat bats and vitamins because of two legends Ozzy and Hulk Hogan. RIP to two icons.

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I had to tell a client looking at their costs costs.

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@marcuslemonis Bookstore

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My fingers felt like the the quilt knitting grandmas in Happy Gilmore after putting in my kids Crocs Charms.

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Looks like the Board of Astronomer are getting their affairs in order.

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Deep will join the United States of America as the 51st State.

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Most drivers attended driving school via Nintendo 64 or local arcade playing Need for Speed or Grand Turismo.

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@uptonaccounting That’s a nice AirBNFee

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Has anyone used or have a client using QB Enterprise Suite? I have a client with multiple entities with intercompany transactions that uses separate multiple QuickBooks online subscriptions to manage internal accounting currently.

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Once the Fast & Furious and Jurassic World series reach 15 movies each there should be a crossover movie with both franchises to celebrate the occasion.

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I didn’t mean for my passion for dining at all you can eat buffets to become my business model for clients.

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@BlakeTOliver AICPA

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It was really nice of my fitness trainer to give me a lift this morning.

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What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant?

IHOP

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I went to a concert this weekend where they honored one of our great war heroes General Admission.

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@DebFoxFinancial Just a hypothetical scenario of what’s it’s like normally for me to confirm S status and I love the movie Tommy Boy and that line is in there

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Me: I need to see the S-Corp acceptance letter to confirm you are actually an S-Corp.

Client: You can take a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass but would you rather take the butcher’s word for it?

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@IraGilligan What the bell?!