Taran Wilmore

Writer, podcaster, and self-proclaimed person.

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

#Beliefs are just #opinions with #benefits.

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

#Cynicism doesn't come with time, but from paying attention.

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

Would the opposite of chubby chasing be muscle rustling?

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

Never trust the man who spreads his #pâte evenly. That man is a cunt.

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

The thing about moving house is that temporary #writing set-ups tend to look like this.

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Off message advert https://t.co/8rDzNGz8rw via @YouTube

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First daytime #podcast recording. Makes two bottles of #whisky easier to deal with, but can't shake the feeling that it's midnight Thursday.

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The nominees for my #bookoftheyear in the #horror category.

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Old Hermione Granger and Young Tracy Morgan play at magical space ninjas in Star Wars 7: Bigger, Louder, and more Preposterous #ForceAwakens

[Pot Topic Podcast @pottopicpodcast]

PTP 022 – The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers https://t.co/3WlfcaM25c

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My #bookoftheyear deliberations begin.

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Spent the day helping someone #edit their #script. Could be a promising little #radioplay.

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Hey there. You got #anxiety and #selfesteem issues?

No?

You do now! Welcome to #art, kid.

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

Today's hangover flowchart is refreshingly straightforward

Q - Are you a belgian bun?

If yes - not for much longer

If no - die in a fire

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

I live of the biscuits of others.

[Taran Wilmore @TheTazThatAm]

Going over my shorter works, I think I might be a #weirdfiction writer by stealth. Might have to look into doing something with them soon.

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I do wish people would stop using #prayforparis and the other recent #terroristattacks as a sort of 'informed empathy' #PissingCompetition.

[Pot Topic Podcast @pottopicpodcast]

PTP 020 -The Community Comes https://t.co/UzKyqwwP5p

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#HateBombsNotPeople