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[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

Shark Facts: Statistically, you are a more likely to be killed by a statistician than by a shark
#TrueSharkFacts

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

All these people in the thread talking about the shark eating you do not understand how much eating an entire person is going to impact a shark's time for the triathalon.

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark Airport scanner is trouble for the average shark 🦈

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[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark Salad 🥗 with that?

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

!!!!’n https://t.co/3qhedFHE4B

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

🎶sharka jaws is coming to town🎶

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

I love everything about shark week. Decorating the shark tree, singing shark carols, having the neighbors slam the door in your face for singing the shark carols... it’s magical

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

Shark Facts: Statistically, you are a more likely to be killed by a statistician than by a shark
#TrueSharkFacts

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark Might have been one bad shark 🦈 ten times. Or is it a quota thing? https://t.co/mve6RWULTQ

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark and Techno obs. https://t.co/YKLAwBxQuI

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

New lunch bag

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark More than that if you count the teeth in the fish it eats! https://t.co/qKxHUrunP7

[HelenTheShark @HelenTheShark]

I’ve got a fun challenge... does your roommate bring you dead birds? Or scratch the arms on your sofa? Let’s go!

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

Nice kickboard (shark not to scale)

[Tech Shark @TheTechShark]

https://t.co/uelM8Wq3oI a giant shark movie WITH Ruby Rose in it!?!?

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark If only they just asked nicely! https://t.co/Mfq0IiC8mJ

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark and what do they call humans? https://t.co/yWx6BgV5eX

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A group of sharks is called a shiver. (Image: NOAA, Paula Ayotte)

[JR @JMRobilliard]

@TheTechShark
Sharks found to be the best at hide and seek!
This one even hid on land apparently!
🦈 https://t.co/y8oKS066P5

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Sharks To Only Kill 10 People This Year But One Of Them Will Be You https://t.co/kPpZUR9XjI