Trevor

That awkward moment when you don't know if you should give someone a hug or a handshake when you see them again after a long time. That's me all the time.

[Trevor @TheTikah]

Pretty sure Eskimos are a myth.

[Owl City @owlcity]

DON'T PUT TWINKIES ON YOUR PIZZA

[Trevor @TheTikah]

@owlcity Will you help me out with my giant anaconda problem? The government wants Freddy for experimentation but I said no and now I'm on the run with a snake that ironically can't run and can you see my predicament here? #AskOwlCity

[Trevor @TheTikah]

Graffiti some angel wings on any public wall and you've just inadvertently created million Instagram pictures from every girl under the age of 30.

[Trevor @TheTikah]

It's surprising how unsettling it is when a public bathroom smells like old Hershey's bars.

[Trevor @TheTikah]

Glasses are just a windshield for your eyes when it's gusty outside.

[Owl City @owlcity]

Called walgreens to ask if they sold bubble mailer envelopes and owl city was the hold music which was ironic because owl city is me but anyways walgreens doesn't sell bubble mailer envelopes fyi

[John Hilsen @JohnHilsen]

I want an app that's like Tinder except it matches me with people's leftovers they don't want anymore.

[Trevor @TheTikah]

If time is money, then I'll spend it all for you; I will buy you flowers with the minutes we outgrew.

[Trevor @TheTikah]

Hi twitter it's been a while.

Okay bye now.

[Cameron Stewart @camstew]

FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, then their last name, and say "Like the murderer?!"

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

Everything is just something.

[Overwatch 2 News @OscarINTEL]

All you need to know about playing Overwatch

[Dieter F. Uchtdorf @UchtdorfDF]

All of us, regardless of whether we are married, divorced, widowed, or single can be saviors of strong families.

[Owl City @owlcity]

https://t.co/yNIdF7Ur9Y

[Trevor @TheTikah]

Hey @rhettandlink when are you guys gonna bring back #EarBiscuits ?? I can only listen to your old ones so many times!

[nouh @nouhxyz]

i've eaten twice my body weight in froot loops in the last week and i think that's a healthy way to deal with my problems

[Owl City @owlcity]

However, Sytrus is possibly the greatest plugin of all time https://t.co/4orYtmbWDW

[Owl City @owlcity]

Thanks @KPCC for the interview about my monthly Score project! Hear how April's 'The Spirit of St. Louis' came to be https://t.co/CkxlXnTa0Y

[Owl City @owlcity]

Smeagol hates nasty elf bread