John Hilsen

Composer / Music Director for Colin Mochrie’s HYPROV / Most affordable scorpion breeder in the tri-county area /

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@TAHK0 Man, this site sucks now.

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https://t.co/c5E9btz27X

I yearn to be away from the garbage sea of blue checkmarks.

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@MikeDrucker Was not expecting myself to get that emotional over the video. An incredible and profound reminder of the personhood behind the content we enjoy. Subbed.

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@Mangum1 The real key is hidden inside the sushi.

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@EmmaTolkin This moment will live with me forever.

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This massively sucks. "Capital-efficient content creation" means "pay less artists and skilled workers" which means "less and less artists and skilled workers have a future in the industry".

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a grosser string of words than: 'to develop cutting-edge, capital-efficient content creation opportunities.'

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These are my hands. I took this photo and made this joke 11 years ago to try and impress someone I liked. She never really commented on it but the photo still pops up every now and then to haunt me.

Lesson: Puns will only lead to pain and suffering. Avoid them.

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@messedupfoods These are my thyme-covered hands. I took this photo eleven years ago to tweet it at a friend. Always a wild thyme to see it pop up again.

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@Paulysolo @mccrabb_will You should check out "The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar" created by Wes Anderson on Netflix. Very fun 40-min short film that does a lot of what you're talking about.

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An extra day, magically born out of thin air? A mysterious, cosmic oddity that defies the very concept of time itself? And they think we should spend it WORKING? C'mon make it a federal holiday, give us a little treat.

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How old were you when you found out these two are the same person?

[Ouch, Right in the Childhood @ouchrightinthec]

How old were you when you found out the cop in the beginning of Home Alone is the robber?

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@LeftistHank @ToLey88 There were. They wanted nine companions to match the nine black riders.

(So sorry to "achuallly" your tweet. Please forgive me.)

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@Starmaninja @DudeGreen1 @pileofrocks3 @MarioBrothBlog @CF_Switch Hazards and enemies would make this room unplayable. If the player got hit, they would be softlocked because the level design depends on the usage of the frog suit.

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The first thing we're going to do with AI is bury the sum total of human intellectual and artistic output in garbage.

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@Newmanshoots @gdlsspersephone Link to full video if anyone's interested:
https://t.co/BNcHreL0u6

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@NTJohnson @bennettsullivan @nlyonne @rianjohnson This is such a Nathan Johnson melody. I love it so much.

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@superthisway @maxnichols Classic example of this: Punch-Out.

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@dtmooreeditor

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@ManningKrull

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Just popping my head in to say I released a new album today. All instrumental, all for you to listen to whilst living your life however you choose. Great soundtrack for making sandwiches.

Available wherever you get your music.
https://t.co/FJMp9lHgKS