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25 | 👹 | I would rather die

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Ways I’ve threatened nurses before (a thread):

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@orv1lle @soupforeloise I wanna know how you found this out 😂

[gabriela @gabrielach899]

who has a picture of nosferatu’s full frontal pls dm

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@gabrielach899 If you get it PLEASE DM IT TO ME TOO GIRL

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Nobody is taking you seriously with your goofy ass mask boy. Sit down.

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Joel Embiid has been ejected for the second time in his career.

[Champagne Supernova @apasha13]

@sanstitre2000 This 20 year old piece is a good read for those more leaning towards the (really) morbid side of K2.

https://t.co/YMOJYNyKb4

PS: It's an old article, apostrophes are messed up.

[k1LL /\/\E @e_k1ll]

@mattxiv No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME.

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@peachofababy Our cats know when we are eating they aren’t supposed to be up on the table but if we aren’t there and there’s food on the table they get up there 🤷

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@calcona18 @fernalicious325 @NotGoodForm @SunBleachedSlay @w0rkplacedrama “Objectively” do you hear yourself? Not everyone finds Whoopi Goldberg ugly. Just like not everybody thinks you a 10.

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@O_What_A_Night @9mmsmg -you just don’t/wont acknowledge those reasons because the only thing you see and know is that she was slashing at him with a knife immediately out of her apartment. She was having some sort of mental crisis. Was she wrong for slashing at the officer? Yes I didn’t say she wasn’t.

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@O_What_A_Night @9mmsmg 1. She was not trans
2. “A slave to their own sin” SHUT THE FUCK UP. Do you know this persons religion? No? Point proven
3. Crazy, dysfunctional, loseriffic, violent- some of these people aren’t this way by choice? There’s always a reason someone is the way they are-

[mc. @maiigician]

Spent time with my friends so my crash out is POSTPONED

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Peak female performance is Greta Thunberg getting you arrested because you were too stupid to not order from a local pizza joint when attempting to evade authorities on human trafficking charges.

[m​ik @horrorlor]

accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“

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@omaha_scanner

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@justinfleece @tristanlofting I’m have some gonna v bb

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@ungodlyremains Literally nothing. Like I’m genuinely sorry to say this but the hospitals in America ain’t shit. I’ve been a nurse for two years and I genuinely don’t trust my own coworkers and would not go to my own ER

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@ungodlyremains I’m a nurse and lemme tell ya. In the U.S. if you come into the hospital with suicidal ideation you should just keep saying that you wouldn’t feel safe going home and that you still have the same thoughts or they’ll boot you the first chance you get. It’s bullshit

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Sorry yall. I’m mid manic episode at work

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CAN I PUT MY BAWWLLS IN YO JAWLS BAWWLS IN YO JAWWLLLS

CAN I? CAN I!