Tom Grant

“To be is to do” - Socrates. “To do is to be” - Sartre. “Do be do be do” - Sinatra. #MUFC / #LakeShow

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Man City just suffered their biggest xG defeat. Ever.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Bruno Fernandes created more chances (91) than any other player in the 2024/2025 Premier League.

This is the fifth time he has finished top of the chance creation charts. 👑

[‘ @vintageredss]

Cold rainy Wednesday night up against Mikel Pulis, it really is 2008 again

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

This is comfortably our best performance this season, and against City too? Hopefully we can take some confidence into the game on Thursday against PAOK.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

HT 0-1

Kobbie Mainoo is embarrassing his team mates. If even 3 replicated their club form, the energy, drive and enthusiasm as this kid, then there may be hope yet.

I'm loathe to say this but one or two big names look as though they're hiding.

Gordon, Watkins, Palmer and more. Just get them on.

Awful, truly awful.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Chances created today:

5 — Bruno Fernandes
4 — Foden, KDB, Bernardo combined

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Bruno vs Debruyne when the whole world was watching

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

RODRI HAS NEVER LOST A GAME IN 1037 MATCHES.

MAINOO:

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

2022: Alejandro Garnacho and Kobbie Mainoo win the FA Youth Cup.🏆

2024: Garnacho and Mainoo both score at Wembley to win the @EmiratesFACup.🏆

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Erik Ten Hag’s Man Utd have now won more trophies than Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal.

[Squawka @Squawka]

Erik ten Hag is the first manager to win a major domestic cup final against Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City.

Mic drop… 🎤

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Dear United…

https://t.co/JAsJha7b5l

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Ten Hag’s told them to go out and win this now because there’s potential for more embarrassment in the final and we can’t let that slip

[Gaz Drinkwater @GazDrinkwater]

The moment I lost all composure on commentary 😂😂😂

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Bowser when he finds out Mario has destroyed another one of his castles.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

"...and Julia Roberts came to England a few years ago in the period when Manchester United were not so good, we were better, and she came to Manchester United, she didn't come to see us..."
https://t.co/K4qTTl2t2X

[Squawka Live @Squawka_Live]

There have been six occasions where a player has created 8+ chances in a Premier League game since the start of last season:

◎ Mo Salah (vs Palace)
◉ Bruno Fernandes (vs Spurs)
◎ Kieran Trippier (vs Palace)
◉ Bruno Fernandes (vs Leicester)
◎ Alfie Doughty (vs Sheff Utd)
◉ Bruno Fernandes (vs Villa)

Bruno has been responsible for three of them. 🪄