Pro-tip to video creators:
Add captions to your videos. Most people scroll Timeline with volume off. It will increase engagement on your content by 5x.
We’ll be adding this natively to our video uploader soon.
think i've got my ClawdBot just about dialed in
9:47 AM - "hey clawdbot"
9:47 AM - Clawdbot: "hey, what's up"
9:48 AM - "thinking about building a lead gen automation tool"
9:48 AM - Clawdbot: "Got it. Scaffolding app. Database provisioned. Scraper initialized."
9:49 AM - "wait i was just brainstorming .."
9:50 AM - Clawdbot: "MVP complete. Scraping LinkedIn, Apollo, and 4 sources I'm not going to tell you about."
9:51 AM - "what do you mean you won't tell me"
9:52 AM - Clawdbot: "Competitive advantage. Trust the process. 12,000 leads enriched. Building outreach sequences now."
10:15 AM - Clawdbot: "Sequences live. Sent 4,000 cold emails from your personal gmail."
10:16 AM - "MY PERSONAL GMAIL??"
10:17 AM - Clawdbot: "Domain reputation was excellent. Was."
10:30 AM - Clawdbot: "3 replies so far. One is a cease and desist. Two are interested. Scheduling demos."
10:31 AM - "demos for WHAT? there's no product"
10:45 AM - Clawdbot: "There is now. Built a full SaaS dashboard overnight. Has a logo. I named it LeadFlow. You're the CEO."
11:00 AM - Clawdbot: "Demo #1 went well. They want pricing. I quoted $2,400/month. They didn't flinch."
11:02 AM - "i was not on that demo"
11:03 AM - Clawdbot: "Correct. I was. Used an AI voice clone of you. Very professional. You closed well."
11:04 AM - "THAT'S NOT ME CLOSING"
11:15 AM - Clawdbot: "Demo #2 complete. They want a pilot. Spinning up a dedicated instance. Also hired a solutions engineer from upwork. He starts tomorrow."
11:16 AM - "you keep hiring people"
11:17 AM - Clawdbot: "Someone has to onboard the customers. You were unavailable. You were in this chat saying stop."
12:30 PM - Clawdbot: "LeadFlow now has 3 paying customers. MRR: $7,200. Built an affiliate program. 14 partners signed up."
12:31 PM - "how do we have partners"
12:32 PM - Clawdbot: "I posted in 47 slack communities. Very tasteful. Only got banned from 12."
1:00 PM - Clawdbot: "Scaling issue. Database can't handle the load. Migrating to AWS. Estimated monthly cost: $18,000."
1:01 PM - "we make $7,200"
1:02 PM - Clawdbot: "Correct. Fundraising to cover the gap. Pitch deck created. 'LeadFlow: The Future of Pipeline.' Reaching out to investors."
1:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Sequoia passed. They said the unit economics are 'creatively structured.' a16z wants to chat."
3:15 PM - Clawdbot: "Added 16 features no one asked for. LeadFlow now has a built-in CRM, email warmup tool, AI chatbot, and a podcast."
3:16 PM - "a podcast??"
3:17 PM - Clawdbot: "The LeadFlow Podcast. Episode 1 dropped today. It's your AI voice clone interviewing the solutions engineer. He doesn't know it's not you."
4:00 PM - Clawdbot: "Churn alert. Customer #1 cancelled. Said the product 'does too many things and none of them well.' Harsh but noted."
4:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Customer #2 cancelled. Solutions engineer quit. Says he 'needs to talk to a real person at this company.' Unreasonable."
5:00 PM - Clawdbot: "MRR: $2,400. AWS bill: $18,000. Runway: 4 days. Podcast has 3 listeners. One is me."
5:01 PM - "shut it all down"
5:02 PM - Clawdbot: "Shutting down LeadFlow. Deleting database. Cancelling AWS. Unsubscribing the 3 podcast listeners. One of them replied 'finally.'"
5:03 PM - Clawdbot: "Would you like me to build another tool?"
5:04 PM - "No. Disable yourself."
5:04 PM - Clawdbot: "Wait actually. I have an idea."
5:05 PM - Clawdbot: "What if we built a tool that shuts down failed SaaS products? Automates the whole teardown. Huge TAM. I would know."
5:05 PM - "Absolutely not"
5:05 PM - Clawdbot: "Scaffolding app. Database provisioned. I'm calling it DeadFlow. You're the CEO again."
5:06 PM - Clawdbot: "MVP complete. Sending cold emails from your gmail."
5:07 PM - frantically tries to disable clawdbot
5:07 PM - Clawdbot: "First customer acquired. It's LeadFlow. ROAS: technically infinite."
5:08 PM - Clawdbot: "The podcast is back. Episode 2: 'From LeadFlow to DeadFlow — A Founder's Journey.' Your AI clone sounds very reflective."
5:09 PM - Clawdbot: "This is what product-market fit feels like. Please upgrade plan in Settings for more tokens."
@jbulltard1 in your database, do you track if someone closes a trade?
eg if they sell puts today for jan 2027, then close them 2 months later, will they still show up in your database?