@JetBlue I missed my flight because of a delay, and Jetblue gave the lady in front of me a meal voucher, but when it was my turn they didn't give me one and pretended they didn't give her one either. Never been so blatantly lied to like that before, very impressed π
her: babe, what'd you need to talk about?
me: if i got locked away, and lost it all today, tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? skiddely dong dong dong dang