Damien Baldwin

The insane ramblings of a narcissistic madman.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@DaleJr You got a paint scheme picked out for Darlington yet? Could we see you in blue and yellow ONE MORE TIME?!?

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@DaleJr "Get out of the racecar if you have feathers on your butt"

~Dale Earnhardt

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@Freschetta please remind your vendors to keep the #Freschetta frozen, they don't cook well broken in half out the box.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

One more day of Facebook jail. Which is good, because I can't master this Twitter thing.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Just saw a pregnant woman older than me.

Me (under my breath): "The fuck you been doing?"

Also me: "Oh"

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

I'm gonna stare at the clock to watch it go from 1:59 am to 3:00 am.

This is how exciting my life has become.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Just got excited that I picked up a follower. Then I found out it was a sex bot.

Still exciting.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Can I post nudes?

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

How's this Twitterbox thing work? Do I gotta talk politics to puss people off or does that just happen automatically? Help, please.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Fuck Facebook. I've been banned 3 times. For nothing.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Watching #Brokaw50, looks like it will be fascinating.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@DaleJr Poor Buckshot. One of the coolest names in the modern era, though, along with Dick Trickle.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@DaleJr @NASCAR Dale, are you gonna find a ride for The #Clash?

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@rahalracing @AutoweekRacing Its a good step. Wouldn't mind seeing other manufacturers enter the sport, either.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

I always feel like I'm cheating on my other social media platforms when I check Twitter.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Good to know Twitter doesn't block me for being me....

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Where did this cold air come from?

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

@Rebecki12 @BreakingNews Totes his real name. Its regal.

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

Wi-Fi settings. Learn to use them

[Damien Baldwin @TheTrueDamien]

I'm baaaaaaack. What did I miss? Political vitriol? Heavens no.