Go to the marina at night with twenty-five friends and steal every yacht you can. Sail as a fleet, down into the southern world, and conquer small towns. Kill yourself if it doesn’t work out.
PINE POLLEN GIVEAWAY
We are giving away 10 of our pine pollen tinctures to celebrate a successful harvest ($700 value)
Retweet and comment to enter. Extra points for based memes
(Winners picked Friday)