Chase Hammerstrom

“Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge” -Patches O’Houlihan

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Quick timeline of the takes surrounding Lakers-Rockets, with a prediction on tomorrow’s.

April 17th: “The Lakers have NO chance. They’ll be lucky not to be swept.”

April 20th: “If LeBron pulls this off I’ll call him the GOAT.”

April 22nd: “The Rockets are frauds!”

April 25th: “The Rockets are the dumbest team I’ve ever seen! Anyone would beat them!”

April 30th: “The Lakers are cooked & LeBron is exhausted. Rockets in 7.”

May 1st: “LeBron is going to blow a 3-0 lead & his GOAT case is over!”

May 2nd: “Yeah, the Lakers won, but it’s actually not that impressive, the Rockets were pretenders.”

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

Just remembered that this play happened

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man."

- King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)

[Dom @WGGPapaDom]

SER DUNCAN THE TALL X ROCKY

[Banks @BarstoolBanks]

Bad news for Aerion Targaryen and the accusers.

Ser Duncan the Tall woke up today.

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

LeBron’s decline is tough to watch, man. 🥹

[SM Highlights @SMHighlights1]

This angle makes DJ Moore look even worse.

He didn’t even give up on his route at a certain point, it was zero effort the entire route.

Really trying to rap my head around this one 🤔

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Colston Loveland 8 receptions 137 yards in his playoff debut

Wonder what “Tyler Warren” was up to tonight

[wizz #BrinityFC 🇺🇸🇪🇸🇧🇷🇫🇷 @mvpwizz]

im cutting whoever the fuck had the ball in his grasps bra easiest recovery ever

[nick wright @getnickwright]

THROWBACK to a great Classic Category 2:

The first ever Mahomes Mountain on @FTFonFS1.

Check the placement of Caleb Williams… while he was still at USC!

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Given the full context of this throw (playoff game, they 100% lose if this isn’t converted, they ended up winning, etc.), this has to be one of the very best plays in recent NFL history.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!

(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Man…..

[Perc 🇧🇷🇵🇹 @DumboffaPerc30]

This the saddest shit ever bruh

[Austin @BadTakeMen]

BREAKING: Jared Goff, Jamyr Gibbs, Amon Ra, Jameson Williams, Aidan Hutchinson, and company are now practice squad players in Detroit

[JJ @revengeofJJ]

Imagine being a Colts fan

[CeeVee3 (Shemar Turner FC) @CeeVee3YT]

Lions fans:

“Hmmm… which coordinator do we blame here? Do we blame the DC for letting up 38 points to a wild card team with a rookie QB and a roster full of senior citizens while having home field advantage and being the 1 seed?

ORRRRR should we blame our OC who put up 31 points and over 500 yards of offense just because he joined a division rival?”

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

LeBron has regressed into prime Magic Johnson.

[qk @courtsideqk]

Was 2017 LeBron even real? 😭