Gosh

I'm not the real God, just a sassier Americanized knock-off. I darn people to Heck.

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If you don't celebrate Halloween, no need to dress up then, because you're already a clown.

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Don't bother praying over that Popeye's Chicken Sandwich because I ain't blessing it.

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I'm here, my child. I say skip it. The cringe is unbearable, even for me.

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I heard a youth pastor down there talking about communion say "Jesus the REAL legit snack" and I nearly smote him right then and there.

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I'm gonna dress up as the Calvinist version of God for Halloween this year. And if I give you candy, you're one of the elect. But if I give you candy CORN, you're destined for Hell.

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@jjmann17 @BackRowRadio Hundo p, fam.

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I hath remained silent for over a year. I hath watched as the world cried out in the wilderness for a word from Gosh Almighty. And I hath heard your cries. I hath heard your prayers. And finally, I hath brought forth a message for the masses to hear:

Kanye's new album is a bop.

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@iMo7_s We cool.

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um... hello?

[Carmen Fowler LaBerge @carmenlaberge]

Hey! There is no "gosh Almighty!"

That is all.

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@iMo7_s I want you to stop telling me I'm not supposed to stay up late, sheesh.

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I'm not your room service boy. I gave you oranges, I have you two hands. Get to squeezin'.

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I could send a plague. Locust or frogs? Ladies choice.

[Your Highness @_IntanShafiqa]

Gosh I need motivation 😩

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Morgan. You and I need to have a serious talk about this delusion you obviously suffer from.

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I made a planet with a near infinite amount of things for you to do. See a movie. Climb a tree. Punch a heretic. All fantastic activities. Miss me with that "I am bored" nonsense, Sadi.

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Don't tell me how to live my life.

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STOP BURNING PILES OF NIKE SHOES. I DON'T REQUIRE BURNT OFFERINGS ANYMORE AND THE SMELL UP HERE IS ABHORRENT.

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@Virtually_Nick @NurseryAngry I'm darn proud.

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I would, if people's relationships also respected me! https://t.co/5FsBgzrJEJ

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You got it. https://t.co/SwH1dyWRSp

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Thank you, thank you. Some of my best work. https://t.co/Uabz7X7sT4

[FangirlXtreme @Lootz28]

Gosh, how bright is #Jupiter tonight???? Very impressive!!!