Mike Schlichting

We who have seen war, will never stop seeing it

Lover of all dogs. Dog lover 🐶🐾

RIP my beloved Coco 5-31-2023. Forever in my heart. I love you forever.

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Some days I really regret getting this surgery. Sure, the results are great but at the cost of my mental health and chronic pain I never had before.

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I feel like Steve Kornacki could break it all down on his board and I still wouldn't understand how the USA advances

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When hearing about the Soldiers and Marines dying in the #IranWar, just remember that Trump once refused to visit an American WW1 graveyard because he considered them "suckers and losers" because they died in war. Cadet Bone Spurs despises the military

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America runs on Dr. Pepper

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When asked, who are you rooting for in #SuperBowlLX, she said "The Ball". Now she's just resting up for the big game at 2pm, the #PuppyBowl

#Patriots #Seahawks

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@mistergeezy @Viletas2cozy He thought about fucking around, but decided it wasn't in his best interest to find out

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Looks so weird with no fans around the glass.

#StadiumSeries

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I don't know how much air time this Chief Kindness Officer is going to take up, but a better use of that time would have been extending the Puppy Bowl broadcast

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@NateGilbert @OKane33Lysa Damn, can't even go take a piss 😭😭

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Christian Gonzalez was already halfway to Cancun on that pass.

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If Puff Daddy Sean Combs wants a pardon, he should take a look at what favors that giving away a Nobel Prize has given Machado, and bribe him with one of his Grammy trophies.
If Trump plays his cards right, maybe he'll become an EGOT winner by the end of his presidency

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I'm kind of interested to see who was buying oil stocks on Friday afternoon

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@cwebbonline @Viletas2cozy The first time in world history that a war was started from a fu*king golf course

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We haven't even found the WMDs in Iraq yet, and we're already starting a new war in Venezuela

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Damn this is some good weed. I swear I just saw a Snoop Dog Demon Hunters Andrea Bocelli halftime show

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Nice speech

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@mozilla I've been using Firefox pretty much since the day it launched. I'm going to be 100% honest with you, if you go through with this AI bullshit, I will immediately stop using Firefox. Read the room, most users don't want AI.

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Even though I was never really a fan of the show itself, I have so many fond memories watching All in the Family with my grandfather.

RIP Rob Reiner

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Had no clue there was a monument honoring Trump in Egypt

[Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories]

The Sphinx sits in a low depression on the Giza Plateau, meaning that for centuries it was particularly vulnerable to being buried under shifting desert sands. By the time European travelers began documenting it in the Middle Ages and early modern period, only the head was visible, with the immense lion’s body hidden beneath layers of sand.

Excavations to uncover the Sphinx began sporadically in antiquity and continued into 19th-20th Centuries. It wasn’t until 1920s and 1930s, under Egyptian archaeologists such as Selim Hassan, that the full body of the Sphinx was systematically revealed. These historic photographs capture how dramatically different monument appeared before those excavations, an isolated head rising from the desert, dwarfed by the surrounding landscape.

Measuring over 240ft long and 66ft tall, the Sphinx is among the largest monolithic statues ever created. Most scholars attribute it to Pharaoh Khafre (2500 BC), but its weathering and enigmatic expression have fueled endless debates about its age, purpose, and symbolism.

Once buried and forgotten, the Sphinx has become one of the most recognizable icons of Egypt. Its survival across millennia reflects both the fragility of monuments against nature and the endurance of human cultural memory.

#archaeohistories

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@MSEdgeDev @Copilot I know I can't delete it, but I immediately unpinned that stupid AI bullshit on the Edge browser as soon as I saw it.

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I had to do a lot of flying today, and with Trump's shutdown, the lines were very long at the gates. It was all worth it as every candidate I voted for in Virginia, New Jersey, New York, California and in Georgia won their elections. I did my part in today's Blue Wave