Umpire Problems

Tweeting about the good and bad of umpires and umpiring.

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Coach: Looked like a strike from over there

I guess that’s why we call ‘em from back here..

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@FOX4 Ken Paxton lawsuit incoming!

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@Shem_Infinite @DecisionDeskHQ Was it stolen this time? Or is that only when your guy loses?

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@GayAssMarx @jamesborr85 @zerochills I thought it was a bot at first, but after looking at his profile, James is just stoopid.

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@AudieMOrphy @Sambali34 @ProjectLincoln Soooo no substantiating evidence at all

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @KamalaHarris Aren’t you the guy who was tweeting as a black woman?

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@lurkaf777 @parbleufdp @cretan_realist @tkulogo @droppenheim3r @HellenicVibes @memeticsisyphus Keyboard warrior talks a big game but guarantee you are way too much of a pussy to shoot an unarmed person for blocking traffic, or to last in jail after you get convicted for assault with a deadly weapon/murder 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@jeremy74RAB @alecjas0n @richclemons @ashtonpittman @JarrettHolmes I’ve been censored by X multiple times, you smoothbrained hyperpartisan twat.

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@SkullZSkeleton @IronWolfNetTV Pulled the rug from underneath him and act as if you’re some bastion of morality.

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@jbnkcmo @SF28891908 @money_cruncher Blaming property values for increased property taxes is laughable when local officials set the ad valorem tax rate. Values have been skyrocketing in North Texas, but our county leaders cut the rate to a point that I’m paying less in taxes. Blame your local electeds, smoothbrain.

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@hartgoat The tyrannical byproduct of Republican state legislatures’ mindless war on drugs.

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@AllreadAndrew @KenGardner11 @BricePaterik The couple next to me left in like the eighth inning when we were losing 5 to 3. They missed out on moments of a life time.

Me and the dude behind me high fived hard as hell like 50 times in a row after the walkoff. I don’t know how our hands weren’t broken 😂

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@KenGardner11 @BricePaterik I’m so glad I got to experience it in person. Absolutely electric atmosphere.

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@hartgoat @FringedCanuck You are such a snowflake crybaby bootlicker. That cop was a slow fat boy who couldn’t tackle and arrest her on his own. LICK THOSE BOOTS.

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@CollinRugg @MentallyDivine You shouldn’t be throwing stones from your glass house when your pinned tweet is glazing Elon and Trump, and as you constantly serve as a mouthpiece for the GOP.

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@vedimic @WhoDeyAlex @Mallard93 @AutismCapital Do I think they will succeed? Yes, I have worked in Texas state legislative politics for years. The Texas GOP primaried a sufficient number of moderate Republicans to pass the bill.

“Move states” is such a pushover stance that enables shitty big government policies like this 🥱

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@vedimic @WhoDeyAlex @Mallard93 @AutismCapital Texas wants to prosecute people who help women travel out of state for an abortion……

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@rob556king @royal_bobby24 @PicturesFoIder It’s called “projection”, you goddamned smoothbrained retard. Wtf you mean what type of logic is that dumbass 😂😂

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@EzzyUTD @zerochills Bootlicker

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@kaydenriiley @CSandersJr @steveAKAslick @zerochills Very clearly has white skin exposed, you smoothbrained racist bitch

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@Sher_now1 @sentdefender Fuck Iran 🗣️