The Undependent

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BREAKING NEWS: Hoes be mad.

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@WatchRatio You must be a retard because those spuds look dire.

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@4onthefly @tem18200304 Before you try to kill Steven Gerrard… that’s not Tom in the profile pic.

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@BrodieDB @BootstrapCook @tem18200304 If you served me those potatoes unironically i’d probably throw my drink in your face. Dire spuds

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@tem18200304 You’re going viral Tommy boy. 😂 All this over some shit spuds. Socialists are strange creatures.

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@KerryAGodliman Correct. You’re not a fiscal expert.

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@libsoftiktok Show us your hands

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

[The Undependent @TheUndependent]

And they thought the pendulum was broken.

*rubs hands vindictively*

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Does Owen Jones even have an irony gland?

[The Undependent @TheUndependent]

Hey it’s that guy who has a conviction for a racially aggravated public order offence….

He was right though, racism has thrived, in his tiny little brain.

[Trevor Sinclair @trevor8sinclair]

My tweet yesterday was ill timed at a time when the royal family, and many around the world were grieving for the Queen. I apologise for any offence caused to those mourning The Queen.

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@DailyMirror Your being groomed into thinking illegal immigration is acceptable and not a big deal.

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@MaryMargOlohan What happened to your country? Who hurt you?

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Do liberals now believe that Pinocchio was in fact a real boy?

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@CF8 @Daily_Express With a teenager.

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@ladbible Rick Sanchez

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The Undependent disavows this thread.

**Trigger warning**

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

Here ya go. Blank canvas. Let the memes begin!

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@Coldste @MailOnline Oh man where have you been?

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@MailOnline Queue the ‘how is this news?’ liberal lunatics.

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Please define ‘woman’

[UN Women @UN_Women]

Gender equality can only be achieved if #AllWomen and girls are included.

#Pride #PrideMonth

[The Undependent @TheUndependent]

Opinion | The new #Pride salute is a beautiful and powerful symbol in the face of the fascist far right.

[The Undependent @TheUndependent]

The sound of lefties eating themselves:

‘Nom nom nom nom’

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Liberal colonizer gets owned.