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Just a simple lad from the farm. Impossible to simp for, do not flirt with me I will cry. Want to become a lewd VA someday. Gooner burner account.

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@Silky10000 That’s sad and I’m sorry your interests and accomplishments weren’t properly validated, as they should’ve been. It does give me some vague sense of hope that our generation will be a bit more understanding of our kids.

That said “Why don’t you go flawless some homework” is a bar

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@briteworx_arts I mean…

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@Babaganuche7 @FlipSide404 @robertgraham That is a fun fact! What song was it?

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@FlipSide404 @robertgraham No worries brother, your points and commentary were valid and tbf it’s a somewhat dated reference nowadays

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@FlipSide404 @robertgraham It’s a “They Might Be Giants” reference

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@OomlesArt @Leemon_Squeez The myth, the legend, the oomles!

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@Leemon_Squeez

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@VexTheSunEater If you run into me in queue, you better get ready to get dominated haha

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@KumBomb Me after I eat a particularly tasty apple fritter

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@LUvvUcy

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@_Junk_ For what it’s worth, I’ve been working too hard to watch any stream for about 8 months so I literally wasn’t around to see you stopped :(

Hope you’re still maintaining those gains!

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@LeagueOfLeaks Everybody like “Oh Fiona, oh Galio” and then get a taste of diplomatic immunity as Poppy just runs their ADC down

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@JubySkylines I always keep “I never learned to read” in the pocket for peak reaction material

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@LUvvUcy I hope not, Im born broken and I’d rather like to hope there is some point where things will get better. There just kinda has to be, long as we keep sticking around we’ll see it. No use in leaving early, even if it’s just to spite whatever made me as ramshackle as it did.

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@KumBomb Honestly that and the Maia Jaguar bullet are pound for pound the strongest devices we tend to sell at the store. Can definitely recommend if you like having a turbo button

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@Vitispi3 Your flesh? Probably not much. Your musculature on the other hand… depending on your daily activity and such, your leg muscles would probably be somewhat close to a porterhouse strip steak. Rich fat marbling due to intramuscular build up, would produce a distinct umami flavor.

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@SpikeShadowhunt @Xpecial (That’s just on the mana side also, that’s not counting the hp/5 of the stats though that addition is marginal at best)

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@SpikeShadowhunt @Xpecial Technically if you count philo stone as an extension of your potions, you have 1/4 of a potion going on constantly.

Potion is 35g per 15 seconds, which is 2.33 per second. Stone is 0.5 per second. Over 10 seconds that’s 5 gold, which makes philo stone 10 gp5 in value.

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@automatonb0y I mean it’s happened to me. I usually just laugh and say “thank you, I’m very flattered. Very straight, but also very flattered. I must have dressed well tonight”, but I do get some folks aren’t as chill about it.