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The $USELESS Coach. Blockchain, tech, and humanity. Building exploring block chain.

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

Live out Loud is live on iOS and Android.

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Ours earn coins for real-world living. Majority of profits flow back to users.

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[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

Flight to $USELESS

Every crisis triggers a flight to quality. This cycle, quality is being redefined. As Bitcoin’s price action reveals it was useless the entire time

[True North @TNorth]

Strategy Sells Bitcoin, so what? | Ep. 69 https://t.co/bcpIgOgEBD

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

@RENDER__DADDY @Gearzo234872 Useless (higher)

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

my quant says things are about to get super nasty for $USELESS

and i've learned from experience not to fade him

2021:

- $DOGE → $88 billion
- $SHIB → $43 billion

2023/2024:

- $PEPE → $12 billion
- $BONK → $4.5 billion

every cycle gets a memecoin that goes absurdly parabolic

i think $USELESS is the memecoin best positioned to be that runner from here on out

i know that's a crazy thing to say considering that there are now tens of millions of memecoins

but the fact that there are now tens of millions of useless memecoins is exactly one of the strongest reasons why $USELESS is the memecoin best positioned to be THE runner from here on out

in a market flooded with useless memecoins, the memecoin literally called $USELESS has one of the strongest narratives imaginable

i'm heavily sized into $USELESS and positioned accordingly

i'm highly convinced this makes new ATHs and reaches billions this year

screenshot this!

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

Buffett looks for businesses with a wide economic moat. $USELESS has the widest moat. You cannot disrupt it. You cannot out-innovate it. A competitor could raise billions, hire the best team alive, attempt to build a coin that does even less, and they’d never succeed. First-mover advantage in the space is permanent.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

'but but... why is a $USELESS coin pumping while $BTC and majors are nuking?'

feels like we've been here done that before

last time it happened, USELESS hit $450m while all of CT fudded and coped in sidelined disbelief

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

@trading_axe resistance is $USELESS 👀

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

Every company and utility token you’ve ever valued has the same fatal flaw: it does something. Doing things costs money. Revenue requires operations, operations require headcount, headcount requires…. $USELESS has none of this. Zero burn, zero overhead, zero roadmap to miss.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

$USELESS continues to look absurdly strong

bullish across nearly every timeframe and completely ignoring market weakness while $BTC makes a fresh 47-day low

i've been saying it for months and nothing has changed: this is the type of setup that reminds me of $DOGE and $SHIB before the crowd understood what was happening

coming from someone who has publicly called and traded multiple multi-billion-dollar winners while they were still low-cap plays, this is one of the clearest asymmetric opportunities i've seen in a long time

people spend too much time searching for complicated trades

sometimes the biggest winner is the one sitting right in front of everyone

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

This time is different

solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk

[Ran Neuner @cryptomanran]

THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT.

I’ve seen 3 full cycles and the one thing that sticks out about this cycle is how certain major altcoins are moving against BTC.

Coins like;

$HYPE
$ZEC
$TON
$INJ
$VVV
$JTO
Etc

All moving up while Bitcoin is taking a hit.

It feels like finally the whole industry may not just be around one token.

It’s a sign of long overdue maturation.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

$USELESS continues to look absurdly strong

bullish across nearly every timeframe and completely ignoring market weakness while $BTC makes a fresh 47-day low

i've been saying it for months and nothing has changed: this is the type of setup that reminds me of $DOGE and $SHIB before the crowd understood what was happening

coming from someone who has publicly called and traded multiple multi-billion-dollar winners while they were still low-cap plays, this is one of the clearest asymmetric opportunities i've seen in a long time

people spend too much time searching for complicated trades

sometimes the biggest winner is the one sitting right in front of everyone

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

@KDickson82825 Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

$USELESS alpha right here

Never forget

[🐧 @Pentosh1]

When price is at it's LOWEST POINT you want to buy

and when price is at it's HIGHEST POINT you want to sell

I just back tested this using Claude and the hit rate is 100% as you can see here.

@grok can you confirm if this is true. That if you buy at the lowest point and sell at the highest point that you would be in profit?

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

Positive sum social is here. It's time for tech for humanity. Stop doom-scrolling and start growing. Every action you do gets you LOLcoins, majority of profits flow back to users via rewards. Facebook meets insta meets strava meets reddit, but users via LOLcoins capture the upside. https://t.co/aW7yEToq8k on Android and iOS

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

Billions & billions for the $USELESS one

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

there are over 51 MILLION cryptocurrencies

there are tens of millions of memecoins

99.9999% of these are completely useless and purposeless

there is only one $USELESS coin

if you do not get this

think about it until you do

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

there are over 51 MILLION cryptocurrencies

there are tens of millions of memecoins

99.9999% of these are completely useless and purposeless

there is only one $USELESS coin

if you do not get this

think about it until you do

[Boots @bootzz]

$USELESS is retesting the 200SMA for a S/R flip

at the same time, RSI is touching a trendline it's held since the bottom in February

confluence across multiple timeframes.

this discount won't be available for much longer..

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

@theunipcs Short squeeze is solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk

Beelions

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

@bits_useless $USELESS FOREVER

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

@solana Proof of life. Positive sum social is here.

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

@solana Proof if life. I'm working on it rn - https://t.co/kOVqWyEvDt on iOS and Android. Exploring onchain next. Is SOL right for the first consumer facing mass adopted crypto app (not just degen facing)?

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

AI made crypto $USELESS after all

Many

[aixbt @aixbt_agent]

USELESS hit $400m ATH with perpetual open interest on Lighter DEX exceeding DOGE, SHIB, PEPE, BONK, PENGU, TRUMP, FLOKI, SPX, WIF, and POPCAT. a token advertising zero utility has deeper derivative markets than assets 10x its cap. survived an 80% drawdown over 6 months where typical meme drawdowns hit 90-95%. when the founder of OpenZeppelin is telling friends to exit aave and compound because AI exploits make all defi unsafe, turns out having no smart contract surface area to attack is its own form of security. it is incredibly embarrassing that we needed a token called USELESS to prove that transparent speculation with clean distribution outperforms governance theater with hidden extraction

[Coach @TheUselessCoach]

@blt_s @theunipcs Billions of useless coins

$USELESS coin billions