Ryan

Thanos was right

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Restricted free agent Tari Eason has agreed to a five-year, $81.5 million deal to return to the Houston Rockets, sources tell ESPN. The deal is fully guaranteed for Eason.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A police officer in Phoenix has rented out an ENTIRE 144-SEAT MOVIE THEATER for over 100 middle schoolers after their end-of-year field trip fell through, so they could see Toy Story 5.

When they got there, he realized many couldn't afford popcorn or drinks...

..so he bought EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM popcorn, candy, and a drink too.

His name is Sean Reavies,

For many kids, it was their first time ever inside of a movie theater in their lives.

When the kids asked how they could pay him back, he told them:

"As you get older in life, help other people. As a payback to me. Would you do that? That's all I ask of you."

MORE OF THIS!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

@DraftKings Toronto beats this team btw

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

It’s actually impressive….

You could give me a better reason to why Portland drafted Greg Oden over Kevin Durant than why Boston traded a player in his prime for a bag of used pool towels

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Money @MasterChefMoney]

If I see someone in Paul George Celtics jersey you’re getting physically assaulted & possibly robbed

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

Brad Stevens going to bed with this is as his starting five is hilarious and criminal. This starting five would sneak in the play in in the western conference. Portland sweeps this team

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Celtics potential starting lineup:

Payton Pritchard
Derrick White
Paul George
Jayson Tatum
Neemias Queta

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

Of course the 76ers won this trade.

When you get a player in return who has less likely of a chance to finish a game healthy than some random fan you choose in the stands, you lost the trade

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

The Celtics downfall from winning the championship to this needs to be studied

PAUL GEORGE 😭😂😭

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Complex Sneakers @ComplexSneakers]

Nike Football welcomes Chivas Guadalajara 🐐👀

📸: @nikefootball

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

@thatkeaton Shit must be fucking nice. We all gotta work two jobs to afford stuff nowadays and all he has to do is watch football and eat pizza. Thats not a roast

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

Chiney probably trying to tell the world that Anderson Silva wouldn’t survive against Alyssa Thomas

[SU 🥋 @Nolimitsu_]

ESPN is so cooked 💔

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

So now emotions are being weaponized by politics? Jesus Christ just shoot them all, then the world would be HAPPY without them or politics

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

NEW: Disney is collaborating with Epic Games (creator of Fortnite) for the next-generation Audio-Animatronics technology at Disney Parks!

The Animatronic uses Epic Games’ Unreal Engine 5 for REAL-TIME projection mapping as the figure moves.

[Johnny Venerable @JohnnyVenerable]

Pasch’s presence on the broadcast has given the Cardinals such legitimacy on a local and national level.

Massive loss for the franchise. One of the best in the business.

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

@FanDuel_Support @FanDuel um…..

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Only one reporter showed up to interview Isaiah Thomas at the 2011 NBA Draft. ❤️

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

“I think I’m going to go grocery shopping”

“Ugh, I have to work today”

“My front lawn could use some work, it is nice out”

Literally THOUSANDS of useful things you can do in life & you chose going to try and mess with a pool of water?

Waste of life & time others don’t get

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WOW! Looks like the U.S. Park Police are using PLAINCLOTHES informants to catch people screwing with the sealant in the reflecting pool

This woman has just been DETAINED after being caught.

Keep your hands off the freaking sealant, losers.

[taskmaster @bjay93_]

Me listening to the bill simmons podcast tomorrow

[SleeperHoops @Sleeper_Hoops]

Celtics really didn't land Giannis Antetokounmpo because of "Hugo Gonzalez" 💀

[Ryan @TheValleyR27]

Brad Stevens went from genius to mentally retarded in 3 years

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

JUST IN: There’s going to be a fallout and hard conversations had about Jaylen Brown in Boston after the failed Giannis deal, per @ShamsCharania.

This might be the end…