TheValveIndex

I am the Valve Index. Parody account.

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The Valve Index reopened and skyrocketed 420,000% on news of @shackpets release! Trading was then halted. Again.

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The Valve Index reopened for a special Saturday session and is up 400,000% on the news that @realDonaldTrump has been defeated by @JoeBiden in the 2020 presidential election.

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The Valve Index crashed 88% today on the news that Microsoft has acquired Bethesda.
https://t.co/jgYLrGIPXr

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The Valve Index rose 2% yesterday ahead of #RealmsDeep.
https://t.co/ey0nakvlg7

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The Valve Index fell 4% today as the broader technology sector sold off.

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The Valve Index was up 5% today on news of a Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 patch.
https://t.co/oDU1KT8LPL

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The Valve Index rose 7% today as @NVIDIAGeForce announced pricing on their #RTX3090 BFGPU.
https://t.co/png0kwMhMt $NVDA

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The Valve Index rose 5% yesterday on rumors of a stock split.

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The Valve Index fell 20% today in response to a very mediocre #OpeningNightLive @gamescom stream by @geoffkeighley and co.
https://t.co/FGXroySK3X

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The Valve Index rose 4% today on the back of solid @Wasteland 3 reviews.
https://t.co/xzQAETGgMt

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The Valve Index fell 10% today on the news that Valve has delayed T10 again...
https://t.co/QayktMUSOl

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The Valve Index rose 42% today in reaction to that awesome Half-Life: Alyx speedrun at #SGDQ2020
https://t.co/DNQBpwe2dr

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The Valve Index fell 15% today on the news that the Hitman 3 PC release will launch exclusively on Epic Games Store. https://t.co/FIA6Slkrkx

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@NathieVR Valve.

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The Valve Index rose 30% today on the back of strong Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 sales.
https://t.co/rODELUHOP0

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The Valve Index jumped 4000% today on the news that Facebook announced the destruction of any goodwilll that Oculus had.
https://t.co/3UtQn0bBw0

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The Valve Index rose 3% today on the news that Apple will terminate all Epic Games developer accounts and cut off iOS and Mac dev tool access.
https://t.co/4vbaulMwfO

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The Valve Index rose 3% today because rich people.

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The Valve Index rose 42% today on the news that Valve is not douchey enough to post a video that is this petty.

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Check out the Nineteen Eighty-Fortnite video that just aired at Party Royale in Fortnite.
https://t.co/NuyiE5bdC6
#FreeFortnite @TimSweeneyEpic @EpicGames

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The Valve Index fell 3% today on the news that Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 is actually good. (The PC version of the game will launch on Epic Games Store, not Steam)
https://t.co/sGekLrTdsd