Varun

not that one tho, s/o corporate America

[Varun @TheVarunPatel]

If you ain't talking hummus I don't wanna talk

[BTG @BowTied_Golfer]

convinced that 80% of becoming a good putter is simply telling yourself youre a good putter.

easier said than done

[Oil Co Intern @OilCoIntern]

Told the HR chick that hiring 50% female interns from a college major consisting of 92% men is sexist

[Varun @TheVarunPatel]

@TheStalwart @Havelock_AI

[Varun @TheVarunPatel]

@MikeStuddler Yes fuck you as an oldest brother of 3

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Ted Kaczynski was beyond vindicated about the near-complete impossibility of meaningful action in the modern world, where almost all activities are “surrogate activities.” Thankfully he died before seeing a video game where you simulate being a librarian putting books on a shelf.

[Alfred “Alfie” Solomans @petermillarpapi]

In the #doghouse

[Varun @TheVarunPatel]

Well well well

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

There’s a great story about when Clinton Portis was severely hungover before a game. He was going to tell Mike Shanahan he couldn’t play. Shannon Sharpe stopped him and made him run sprints till he threw up. Portis rushed for 228 yards and 2 touchdowns.

I’m not here to tell you alcohol is good bc it’s not. It is poison and I wish I didn’t love it. But if you can’t go to the gym bc you’re hungover after 3 glasses of wine, you are just a ginormous pussy.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

The CIA basically stunlocked Occupy Wall Street by getting wealthy diasporoids who grew up with slave-servants to write this article one thousand times on every website

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[GG @BigGuyReplied]

Trying to play 18holes in ≈ 4 hours

The guy ahead of me:

[60% Water By Mass @MoleculesGoHard]

@coldhealing Most environmentally friendly too

[Big Dad Energy | BDEX @BigDadEnergyX]

The average person has never trained hard enough to overtrain. The greats like Cutler, Ronnie, Priest all never overtrained. Take a look at Arnold and the guys in the 70s. They were only running primo and dbol. They were lifting twice a day at 3 hours at a time. Their nutrition and rest were on point. They never overtrained.

It’s a perfect take. And I say this with utmost disrespect.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Everyone in finance should be thinking long and hard about this.

There’s fewer seats at the top and not everyone makes MD or PM.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

Bro saw the error in his ways

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

Once you start looking, there are a million little pieces that line up for Greek/Roman mythology to fit completely into Biblical Canon.

It all happened.

[Varun @TheVarunPatel]

https://t.co/KDSqUKXmAB

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

her: what are you thinking about

me thinking about how during the las vegas shooting stephen paddock alone supposedly discharged over 3000 rounds of ammunition in just ten minutes using an alleged 27 AR-15s with bump stocks which would have required him to drop and replace each gun after each 30 round magazine was empty and then also reload each of the 27 AR-15s four times each without ever actually stopping the shooting as videos from that night show a constant stream of bullets fired at a rate far exceeding the capabilities of a bump stock AR-15 and actually nearly identical to the rate of an M240 light machine gun and then also photos and videos of the hotel room in the immediate moments after it was breached show no more than 50 shell casings and then during the aftermath his house burned down and all evidence was destroyed and then his brother said he’d never do something like that and then the fbi took over the investigation and shortly after the brother was arrested for possessing literal terabytes of bad bad videos and images on a 20 year old computer running windows 95 and then ruled the attack had no motive and they never mentioned multiple other reported shootings that night at separate locations including an airstrip and from blackhawk helicopters with their lights and transponders turned off and it just never got investigated again lmao what the fuck: nothing babe

[Varun @TheVarunPatel]

Event space for the wedding reception is a repurposed high school gym. You will get top if you are the 1% who can touch backboard in a suit