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@olgakhazan Kids.

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@GalVitamin @thegodmachinist @michaelianblack And a murder rate 75% smaller than that of the US.

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@bonjuerg I like it other that the wood paneling. Better than endless beige subdivisions.

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@thumpasaurus1 Did they all go on a Mormon Mission... together?

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@charlesraustin Hall of Fame lefty, Randy Johnson.

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@mattyglesias Just vaguely say you work for the government and refuse to follow up. Much cooler implications.

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@mojojojo @SacredDemand @michaelianblack Huh. You mean we have laws banning dangerous items with no reasonable, safe, legal use? Interesting.

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@JeffTobiasSPAC Affordable.

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@f3nring @JoePostingg The interview opened with Andrew Yang saying there was a gaping hole in his soul after he lost his elections. And the only way he could fill it was starting a new party.

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@AlecStapp Cool. Now do the highway system.

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@jbouie Definitely adding "Erected [50 years after I died] by and admirer of valor" to my gravestone.

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@travisakers Was there any follow-up? Like did the high up biologist say they're delaying it for the election or something?

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@joshgondelman Some people think those giant German beer glases are just for Oktoberfest, or at least the weekend...

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@davidstassen Plaguris kills Aeion.

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@mikepatrick66 @davidfrum "Ukraine provoked the Russian invasion by attempting to prepare itself for a Russian invasion."

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@frangeladuo How do we know she's a Lesbian?

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@jbouie Damnit. Now I need to write my screenplay "Nic Cage Shot the President, Starring Nicolas Cage".

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@jbouie Also, Edwin Booth had personally saved Robert Lincoln's life from a train. Just cosmically weird. Unrelatedly, it's clearly Nic Cage killing the president in my mind.

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@joshweller Lol. She can't remember Gazpacho's name.