Wicker Ventriloquist

A butcher, a baker, a candlestick taker since it’s too dark and I’m hungry.

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

@InstagramComms We put a lot of hard work and energy into our Instagram accounts. Please revive them somehow this is ridiculous. Some of us rely on it for business!!!

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

Also, hello!

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

I asked my partner to help me name my island. Needless to say, it deserved its own island signature. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

Why did Superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his DUTY!
#dadjokes #crackedmerightup

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

@StuffAdamWrites "I C U"
/criesendlessly

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

"Why did the blind man fall into that well?
Because he couldn't see that well."

haaaaaa #dadjokes

[malanda. @overlyxclusive]

when you care for someone. you do your best to celebrate them in a way they understand. i’m learning people need love with fire some days and an ocean the next. with respect, we are allowed to grow + evolve from what need. and if you care, you adjust to that. can call it love.

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

Why. Is. This. So Catchy. https://t.co/RsN1DLWQp3

[Norm Kelly @norm]

If you can’t be kind, be quiet.

[thestukescompany.com @stukescompany]

BITCH IMMA BIRD!!!!!

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

But why IS there a "D" in "fridge" but no "D" in "refrigerator"? 🤔

[malanda. @overlyxclusive]

i’ve noticed towards the end of every year, life seemingly purges itself. it takes the lives of people we love, sometimes people we don’t know but pain is pain. as this year is headed to a close, please remember to be kind to each other. show up & build each other. celebrate too.

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

#dadjokes 🤣🤣🤣

[wheezywaiter @wheezywaiter]

Hey, just enjoy yourselves everybody.

[Kevin Simmons @TheSkorpion]

Aretha just walked into heaven like this. RIP Aretha Franklin. We will miss you.

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

I entered a dad joke contest tonight, and lost to an actual dad.

Yes this happened.

Fack.

[Wicker Ventriloquist @TheWistfulMuse]

@thezimlife https://t.co/Vt8lA25QQK