Rylan

Flipping bits with @RPISEC
He/Him

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

Just drove 4 hours where Siri refused to play anything but ABBA , and honestly they were CORRECT

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

Kia? More like “key uhhhh” amirite

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

“A USB cord found inside, believed to be used as a key”

Excuse me what?

[Megan Rivers @MegMRivers]

Her car was stolen from her Laurel apt complex last week. .@DCPoliceDept found it involved in a crash on Sunday. A USB cord found inside, believed to be used as a key. Now this mother is calling on .@Kia to do something to make older model cars not so easy to steal.
@wusa9

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

Updating my resume to let potential employers know that I can serve briefly as a boat

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

Twitter circles? All the real homies use a shared tmux session

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

Understanding the stack is easy you just need the right mental model

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@annatea16 @jack7764 The recipe called for 2 teaspoons ground cloves so I figured that was probably about one or two garlic cloves. Grinding those suckers up was a real pain though.

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

Today I learned that cloves and garlic cloves are two different things, and also why my cookies came out so bad

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@zap_rpisec Nah it explicitly says “Firefighters Telephone”. Plus I don’t think smoke can use a phone?

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

So do you have to be really short to be a firefighter or something?

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@annatea16 Welcome to the ‘vater California…

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@trashcanna16 That balcony looks SO nice

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@trashcanna16 I got ordained in an airport bathroom last week - meet me at the Crystal City metro stop at 6:15

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@off_by_1_error If it makes it any less weird to you my mug-water is hot. Not tea, just hot water.

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@off_by_1_error Fite me

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@Jack0x2 @trashcanna16 I refuse to compromise

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@Jack0x2 @trashcanna16 Real reason why @Jack0x2 can’t work at River Loop is because if they were paying all three of us to get nothing done they might start to notice something was off. Two is fine though

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@gynvael I used to do this in school when I had to meet a page count. It pads your essays a surprising amount, and even if your teacher notices they can’t dock you points for it since it’s technically grammatically valid.

[Rylan @TheWizard0f0dd]

@gamozolabs @perribus @h0mbre_ This must be the “middleware” thing I keep hearing about