Brando the Wizard

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@FrankHassleYT You were awesome Frank. I hope you are all good after those falls. Thank you for your service 🫡

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@heybabepod #heybabenationalanthem

Unfortunately I did this a while back, but it is in the spirit of Hey Babe. At a college open mic. 🎤🦅

https://t.co/jUohBqgqUQ

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@SalVulcano you think people grab a handful of wet strawberries when they leave the house for their daily commute every morning?? Imagine that disaster in the car. This country runs on Bananas babe

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@UberNick_ @CamDMartin

[UberNick @UberNick]

I'm giving away 2200 Halo Credits!

Hopefully these store price reductions means the winner can get something cool 👀

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[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

I just said “bye-bye” to a customer… im just gonna have to take that one on the chin

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@tomsegura Glad to see a man of the house stick to his classic American family values. Be blessed

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@JMexicanC @Complex I’m not getting hard till I’m ready to cum 😕

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

To everyone achieving their dreams right now, I am happy for you it gives me hope. To everyone who is still grinding to see their dream come true, I am happy for you that you have the drive. To everyone who is trying to just survive life, I am proud that you are still going today

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

I’m back to playing the bass everyday and feeling sharp. If you or someone you know needs a bass player for a live session or recording session, let me know! I can also record quality lines from home 🎸🎸🎧

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@camdmartin I am confident in ur body 2

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

Where do candles go tho?

[KackisHD @RickKackis]

My Hungry Wife's plan to steal my twitter account to get KitKats...

...Actually worked 👀

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@RickKackis This is so sweet!

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@A_dmg04 Saucy

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@blakesauceda23 You’ve got this baby

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@MyNameIsByf I’ve been searching for a while! congrats on the beautiful trifecta grenade launcher roll

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@A_dmg04 The besto

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

2021 like

“Don’t talk to me unless I’ve had my Bang® Potent Brain and Body Fuel™”

[Brando the Wizard @TheWizardBrando]

@graafeld I am not prepared for something like this. Tell the truth little nerds or else I will flick ur ear so hard