Burp Reynolds

Developer of Telly Shows. Haver of Opinions. Unhappy in both planes and boats.

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@SecKennedy I'm 100% sure the guy who swims in jeans has all the answers.

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@MariaBowtell @SBarrettBar Took me 25 seconds.
But you won't buy it & wear it on the 08:39 from Bridlington > Beverley
because you'd look a lunatic and you're talking performative shite.

If you actually took 2 hrs then drop me a note & I can suggest some Google courses specifically designed for planks.

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@WhiteHouse @TripleH This really is the stupidest timeline anyone could have imagined. I'm assuming Health Advisor Camacho's main plan will be force-feeding pre-schoolers steroids.
Now do the Epstein files.

[Fadi Quran @fadiquran]

Israel is starving NICU babies. Not by mistake—by policy.

The milk is gone. Mothers starving too.

When Israel says it’s defending itself and the EU and US echo it this is what they mean.

No other regime is committing cruelty like this.

Starving infants. Deliberately.

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@dieworkwear Very much enjoyed this read.
Fascinating history.

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

Get him more ket

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@kentfirerescue Stuck in the middle, any updates available on when likely movement? Only info I can find says 0300(!?). Just have elderly and an infant in car and wondering for toilet situation more than anything else. All best.

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@Nigel_Farage Literally crying over spilled milk.
Dick.

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Bye twitter.
Can't be part of this nonsense anymore. Digital detox sorely needed.
What an utterly awful day for decency and kindness.

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If you think this is bad, my toddler has just woken up at 3:45am wide awake and chatting a load of spooky shit about there being a load of chickens in his bedroom.

Fuck today.

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If anyone thinks I'm separating my recycling after this they've got another thing coming. Absolutely piss all point.

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@washingtonpost Standing in a corner, swaying off-beat to the bad DJ, like the weird friendless douche he is.

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Badenoch unveils new shadow cabinet.

[Anthony Cunningham @C24ANT]

My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i recommend not wearing vests in the same color as your face

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@NME @TheWho Urgh. Gross.

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@tvukzone Who at ITV hates fun so much.

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@BothersBar Exact same thought here. They've been around as long as I've been in telly.

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@Ken_Stonger @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph It's a v fair point.
Regardless it's hardly comparable to London and Kigali.