Me

Everybody dies but not everybody lives

[Me @TheYouNah]

@Mutsz_ He’s so unlikeable

[Me @TheYouNah]

In 2 and a half men, Alan was a shameless leech man. SMH.

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

If adu se so masef, if adu so se masef

[Me @TheYouNah]

@Westway253 @tracey09_ But she said ALL

[Me @TheYouNah]

This is how I feel about rejecting all cookies.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so

"If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said

[Me @TheYouNah]

So ugly

[Cosmic Earth @_cosmicearth]

🚨This is the true shape of our planet, known as GEOID.

[Me @TheYouNah]

Baby’s day out

[g1 @g1]

Santa Catarina - Um bebê de 1 ano e 6 meses saiu da creche sozinho e caminhou pela rua até o trabalho da mãe em Braço do Norte, no Sul de Santa Catarina. A cena foi registrada por câmeras de monitoramento. A criança não se feriu, e a mãe registrou um boletim de ocorrência.

A Secretaria Municipal de Educação e Desporto disse em nota que pediu a abertura de uma sindicância para apurar o ocorrido e verificar os procedimentos adotados na creche. A Polícia Civil informou que vai investigar o caso.

A fuga do bebê foi registrada em v��deo, na manhã de sexta-feira (25). À NSC TV, a mãe dele disse que o menino percorreu cerca de 50 metros sozinho. O nome dela não será divulgado para não identificar a criança.

Nas imagens, o menino aparece andando sozinho pela rua. Na hora de subir na calçada, ele chega a cair, mas se levanta e segue o caminho. É possível ver que carros passam por uma rua próxima.

Ao chegar no trabalho da mãe, ele começa a bater na porta de vidro. A secretária do local vê a criança, dá uma olhada para ver se não há ninguém com o menino e o pega no colo. Em seguida, ele é levado para dentro da empresa e entregue à mãe.

Veja mais no #g1.
#bebê #creche #santacatarina

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[Me @TheYouNah]

@thatcitychic01 @Ryanair 🤣🤣that’s so true

[Me @TheYouNah]

@Ryanair please come through.

[Pere❤️ @thatcitychic01]

To whom it may concern, i just checked the price of a return flight from London for June, 2027 and it’s £1400.

[Me @TheYouNah]

E) All the above

[Dr M Shujat Rasool @DrMShujat]

You accidentally swallow a sharp FISH BONE and feel it stuck in your throat. What is the first SAFEST thing to do?

A) Eat a large piece of dry bread
B) Drink water or cough gently
C) Swallow a whole banana
D) Stick your finger down your throat

[Me @TheYouNah]

But are they poor, yes/no?🤣🤣

[King Dom @enyonvm]

His handling the Comms around this IPO has been abysmal.

Saying this IPO is an opportunity for "poor people" to get a piece of the action.

When you could say this is an opportunity for "every man/ Africans everywhere /the man on the street" to share in the wealth of the land

[Me @TheYouNah]

@LaDabosh You missed a few Noos🤣🤣🤣

[Me @TheYouNah]

The Brits really cooked with innit

[Me @TheYouNah]

AI

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Law Roach shares new photo with Tyler Perry.

[Me @TheYouNah]

AI

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Law Roach shares new photo with Tyler Perry.

[Me @TheYouNah]

“We regret to inform you that….”

[Me @TheYouNah]

😂😂😂

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me deciding if I should tell my strict friend what actually happened or not:

[Me @TheYouNah]

I feel like @takuralife made SHE DANCE for all masalad who were too embarrassed to dance to Eriza.

[Me @TheYouNah]

This won’t work on me, I eat like I’m still in boarding school

[Hood Wild @hoodwild_]

Attempting to eat as fast as my girlfriend