Zappy

Do your best or stay home & watch Netflix.

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

Our economy is literally held together by Barbie and Taylor Swifts tour

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

I keep it 💯 like the temperature and I accept the same from you

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

Most of you are quick to upgrade your iPhone but not level up yourself.

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Rip @JackCarrUSA
#TerminalList

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@ClashRoyale Open up free market trade between players

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@ClashRoyale NFT’s

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@RockstarGames ever thought about hosting a podcast? You have hours of fictional radio from GTA games

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We all know the first store on Planet Mars will be a @DollarGeneral

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Twitter’s new font is classy yet subtle

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

You can’t dress up as a famous chef this Halloween if you feed your child cereal for dinner.

[Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance]

Delta variant: ‘A perfect storm is brewing’ in certain parts America, health official explains https://t.co/6akSFboKP8 by @adrianambells

[helena riley @freshhel]

Imagine your in space and you really want iced coffee.. not worth it

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

@FoxNews doesn’t want you to debate the critical race theory because it’s 100% applicable to the U.S.

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

Will I ever speak to a human customer service agent again?

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*touches a woman for the first time since the pandemic*

“Woah, you’re body is a wonderland”

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@binance @ASTR0KIN

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Targeted ads are a lot like corporation dick pics

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@DGgcrypto link for staking aave? It’s my highest performer 😂

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

If you the richest in the room you need new room 😳

[Zappy @TheZapasta]

The future will be kind to $kin