Zoe Farmingdale

lots of questions, not a lot of question marks // vv famous tv person comprised mostly of eyebrows //
IG @thezoeshow

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earth day is cool but i prefer the day after, when the earth is on sale

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are you still listening? please f0ll0w me over at the place where skies are blue and musks are few

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guess it's time to flip the script and picket outside of conservative churches holding pictures of dead women bleeding out on their bathroom floors

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mouthwash is masochistic

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i flossed my teeth 2 days in a row but for some reason no bells or confetti appeared?

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@SteveBowering13 you would think... but no

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got a manicure and i dont know what the fuss is about, it didnt cure anything tbh

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@BLeisner Whoa I am just seeing this. Thank you!!

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i mean i wasnt going to talk about Bruno anyway but ok you've made yr point

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@JoeSchiappa Oh hi hello hi!!

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1st restaurant experience in quite a while, and boy is it great to finally pay $12 for a bowl of soup again!!! 🙌🏼

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@SolisReport thank yew!! wow maybe it's time to get back in it! let's do it yaaaayyy!!!

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trash can? more like trash cannot

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wait when women in the olden days got a yeast infection did they just have it forever

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let me make this crystal clear: if there's no chocolate in the granola, I DON'T WANT IT

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Hi @elonmusk. This is a joke of mine. I ran a @Kickstarter to fund it in 2015. Glad you liked it.

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🎶Billionaires... IN SPACE!!!🎶

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crazy how it's been over a year since we've been able to judge people for their septum piercing

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all of my tweet drafts are me trying to find a tactful way to say that i like quarantine and am terrified for it to end

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leaving the tv on when you go out so your pets dont get lonely except you never leave the house and you have no pets