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¨Does not the moment amuse you, Kracow? Hasten, ere the portcullis bars your entrance to Elsinore!¨

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@dysnystaxis I've been away from interweb-land. Please don't even ask. I'm OK. Hope you are too. :)

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@dysnystaxis Have you ever sang an Iggy tune with the words Always pissed at midnight..." ..#AskingForAFriend

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I got "Margaret Hodge". Which MP are you? https://t.co/TQ7kmVy3gk

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.@GeneralBoles , finally, coming out the closet.

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IDS resigns in order to pitch his [A: conscience into a bucket; B: there is no option B]

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Spent the last hour watching Victoria Pendleton's bottom. I've had worse days tbh...

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@dysnystaxis * farts in your general direction*

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..'some' of you, even

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I missed you all! no...not 'all'... 'most' of you..

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Hay, FUCKERS!

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@dysnystaxis that's not a joke btw

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Happy Birthday, Nancy :) #RIP

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Today's mood...

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@obotheclown Yes! And you can sew little puppet faces on them.

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@obotheclown $13 for a box of ten, works out abt a quid per wank. Sports socks '3 pairs for a pound' would be cheaper.

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@obotheclown Do you have a box of these in the house? https://t.co/nSAEUkzuAt #Spunktissues

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

READERSHIP: And the comment of the day is…

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Altogether now, "CPL593H!" --> Roxy Music - Remake Remodel (live) https://t.co/K7iJ6E2tfP

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It's a "magic show"... https://t.co/ktc8tlybxc

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NEVER MIND THE REFERENDUM (W)HERE'S THE BISCUITS ?

https://t.co/ByKFsdM0lq