Elephant of Surprise

Writer at large, but more often, small. Retweets do not equal endorsements.

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@MerriamWebster The British spelling is “diarrhoea” which makes it look like you lost control of your vowels.

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

Just a reminder that Evander Holyfield’s ear has not grown back. Because ears don’t do that.

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@UltraMAGAMat You really don’t know what fascism is, huh?

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@georgeharizanov Sociology majors killed the working class. Got it.

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@libsoftiktok @NiskayunaCSD Imagine throwing a fit online because a school district wants to make all of their kids feel welcome. I cannot imagine someone that pathetic, and yet here you are, @libsoftiktok . Weak.

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

Bro realized he got played and didn’t even care😭

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TWEEPS: Be advised that Elon Musk is deliberately suppressing the posts of left-leaning accounts on Twitter, as he is all in on trump.

When you see our tweets, be sure to drop a like, RT, and make sure you're still following us.

We have a month to go, and we need to have our signals at full strength. 💪🇺🇸

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Are the aliens that are eating your ducks in the room with us now, Jim

MAGA. Are. Not. Serious.

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

“There are those who systematically work to push back migrants. When this is done consciously, it is a grave sin.”

At the General Audience, Pope Francis makes an appeal for each of us to welcome migrants who leave their homes in search of a better life.

https://t.co/5815ktwHsp

[Rich Raho @RichRaho]

Pope Francis at General Audience: “It must be said clearly: there are those who work systematically and with every means possible to repel migrants – to repel migrants. And this, when done with awareness and responsibility, is a grave sin.” https://t.co/aomedw606m

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Ever wondered what everyday life was like for people living 50, 100, or more years ago..?

A rare thread

1. That’s A Genuinely Happy Looking Family, USA, 1959

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@altNOAA 1. Scientifically inaccurate
2. Super weird and uncomfortable to be obsessed with their daughter’s labia
3. Extra creepy weird to be posting about their kids’ labia on the internet.

[POLITICO @politico]

House GOP leaders urge members: Stop making race comments about Harris https://t.co/p0Pw89m6uy

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

Congratulations, @MayaRudolph

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@SenSchumer 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Proud on NY 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Tis the season…

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@LizLemeryJoy @FBIAlbany

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

We will continue to have to settle for Hochul to avoid asshat men abusing power. Cool. I resent the hell out of this timeline.

[Rebecca C. Lewis @_rebeccaclewis]

"I will say no," Hochul says when asked how she would respond to legislative leaders if they come to the negotiating table and ask for tax hikes on the wealthy

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

@BrettFishA A canopy tent for the back yard. There’s no shade, so it’s too hot most days to actually enjoy my yard.

[Elephant of Surprise @The_AmySarah]

Me the year I decided corsets were sexy

[C14 News | EN @c14english]

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.