Ulysses

5% chance of girls coming, 150% chance of having a good time

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Just give me chicken wings, beer and @KnucklePuckIL this weekend

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Lol so my girlfriend doesn’t totally hate me right now

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

What if my job was to hang around a dumpster all day?

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

I always will wonder what he could have done with Suicide Silence. Wound they have gone the Whitechapel direction? Does make me sad

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

We lost Mitch Lucker (Suicide Silence) on this day 12 years ago. 🖤

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

I mean, guys you have to swing #Yankees

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Yankees haven’t done a single thing right, no way you send him there #Yankees

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

All I want is forward progress

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Your 2024 American League Champions: The New York Yankees.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Like most others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top.

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Plan better you dumb bitch

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

I’m about to scarf down this Mcdonalds and then head to a metal show, let’s get it

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Can I please have 5 seconds before you ear fuck me?

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

I have listened nothing but classical music at my parents house and yea I’m good

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Going to church this morning with the bar stamp still visible

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

‘Your bag is 8 pounds over’
‘Well what do you want me to do?’
The beautiful Saturday morning stare down at the airport

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Nothing better than pouring milk in your cereal only to not check the expiration date

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

It’s take your kids to work day and I will be quiet all day. Nope, nothing awkward from me

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Just don’t freak out man, just don’t

[Ulysses @The_Artist27]

Anyone else want to throw a ton of bullshit at me today?

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

@mellem_esq HAHA MORBID CURIOSITY AND GRIM AMUSEMENT ARE ALL THAT CARRY ME THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT CULTURE