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*Official* account of the Autopen of the United States. I give the best signatures.

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Eat Arby's

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Binders of plans

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

“I Have A Plan For That”

New cover of Time Magazine featuring Elizabeth Warren.

h/t @brianstelter’s newsletter: https://t.co/XgnEL5xTK9

[John Hayward @Cobretata]

If this economy was any more beautiful, Joe Biden would be rubbing its shoulders and sniffing its hair.

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Beto: children aren’t the future

[Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis]

Here’s Beto O’Rourke at a campaign event in Cleveland responding to a question about third-trimester abortions: “That should be a decision that the woman makes. I trust her.”

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Wheeeeeee

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Chief Running Refrigerator

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KING DETHRONED

[The Hill @thehill]

#BREAKING: GOP leaders remove Steve King from all committee assignments https://t.co/3fqtm61Yj4

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Easy: priority number one is always Trump

[Phil Elliott @Philip_Elliott]

The government shuts down in less than 10 hours and members of the President's party have no idea about the President's priorities.

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A Clockwork Orangeman

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

Extremely normal human Stephen Miller has a wig for everyone in the White House

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Failing up

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

do you ever just not say the first thing that comes to your brain to flex on the president

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The Trouble with Ballots

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Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station

[City Journal @CityJournal]

This November, it’s likely that the Democrats will achieve long-sought legislative control over New York State. The policy implications will be enormous, writes @SethBarronNYC. https://t.co/4ouDrXTLfO

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Wohl, if true

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Never go full Wohl.

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SO WEIRD

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

Instead of the Devil’s Triangle we had an even more sinister game we played called the Rubik’s Cube.

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Meet the new NAFTA, same as the old NAFTA

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BUILD THE WALL

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Heckuva job, Orangie

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We got A Pluses for our recent hurricane work in Texas and Florida (and did an unappreciated great job in Puerto Rico, even though an inaccessible island with very poor electricity and a totally incompetent Mayor of San Juan). We are ready for the big one that is coming!

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Tribalism is a helluva drug