🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy

I tell lies for humor. re-tweets of my old tweets are not endorsements. formerly @steve_jorbz formerly formerly @echo4h. not lana del ray's burner account.

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

the corollary to this: ugly people built the modern world

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

Attractive women seldom make history.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We liberated Belgium in 1944, and this is how they repay us? With an ass-whooping that will be remembered in America for hours, possibly even days, to come?

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Here at ACME CORP, we believe our employees are human, and should be treated as such!

[TSilkies @Sharkurricane]

“No Patrick, having the most people die doesn’t mean you did more work”

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@galooticus

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@khazhad

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annual reminder not to eat a whole bag of raw cherries

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America & Japan, right after being nuked

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

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all those nyc based tv shows scan differently when you imagine every character has a case of swampass

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🤡 NYC Mamdani wants people to start setting their thermostats to 78 degrees.

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The pain of childbirth is the closest a woman can get to that of a soccer player being kicked in the shin guards.

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@khazhad

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my whole goal is to automate and outsource everything I do so that I can move on to other tasks that I will eventually also automate and outsource and so on until I reach the ultimate state of pure useless being

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@khazhad eventually, inshallah

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pretty amazing that the most common use case of each new technology is converting pdf's

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[NOTICING INTENSIFIES]

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me when people in the stands start doing the wave

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

People act like super convenient crack cocaine gambling on every smart phone is the status quo or something inevitable and it’s not. Like we can literally keep the laws we’ve had forever and ban this ultra potent society cancer