Joe W

I don't care if it's your birthday or not.

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

Recipe tips: you can replace expensive saffron with an equal amount of cheaper, earthy tumeric. #RecipeTips

[Caleb @Calebjames31]

These Asian guys just staring at my dick in the urinals. They take the urinal right next to me in an empty bathroom. Why is the reoccurring?

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

Mr kitty likes sleeping in dirt. His bed is 15 feet away.

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

This is the worst Super Bowl I've ever seen #DonkeyShit

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

@jordan_mctague You're out of the will and you're out of my life.

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

@RobertRotty Happy birthday to the most ratchet bottom bitch I ain't never seen.

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

@Hubley0125 happy birthday to the best Michael since Jackson

[David Latuff @DavidLaTough]

If we take Manziel I will be so pissed

[Robert Rotty @RobertRotty]

Am I the only Vikings fan that doesn't want Manziel?

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

Watched Independence Day. #BestValentineDay

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

#PrayForRichardSherman

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

Wish I could catch the Miami Dolphins before I go. #sports

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

My followers are the finest crew of buccaneers, cut throats, and gentlemen of fortune I have ever laid eyes on.

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

Going on a cruise for half a fortnight. Leaving Saturday. Might ruin @WuKaiwei's family vacation. #NachosLemonheadsMyDadsBoat

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

@DavidLaTough dude I just watched that movie yesterday #MiraclesDoHappen

[Robert Rotty @RobertRotty]

You're either American or you're wrong #USA

[Robert Rotty @RobertRotty]

Snuck an apple into the movie theater #JudgeMe

[Caleb @Calebjames31]

Full of ramen, a little drunk and at the arcade at midnight. Japan's pretty fun

[Joe W @The_Bat_Joe]

@RobertRotty needs asscystance #AssCystProblems