Caleb

Shippity shoop

[Caleb @Calebjames31]

"But 'ass backwards' is 'backwards ass' backwards"
Thanks Saure. #Pynchon

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How do we not have bidets in America?

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Dreamt this girl was trying to drown me, woke up choking on my pillow.

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@MikePermute I love it. Unrelated there is a literature forum I read called /lit. Thanks for having me, Good day sir

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@MikePermute Don't tell me, it's more rewarding if I put it together myself

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@MikePermute am I always supposed to understand literature, or do I make up my own meaning like my English teachers did with literature?

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@MikePermute every day is literature here

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These Asian guys just staring at my dick in the urinals. They take the urinal right next to me in an empty bathroom. Why is the reoccurring?

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Crosswalks are a waste of paint here

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If anyone wants to hang with that annoying post-travel friend who won't stfu about where he's been, I'll be home in 20 days. Missed ya guys

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Funny how all the travelers I meet treat US politics as a reality TV show. Also interesting how they all feel the Bern. All of them.

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A rat just ran across my foot. Goddamn Southeast Asia you always getting me good

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The Sound and the Fury: a puzzle you put together for bragging rights. Honestly really enjoyed it though

[Caleb @Calebjames31]

The Sound and the Fury: What the fuck is going on.

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Trying to watch GoT in Myanmar is an all day event. 10 min of buffering for a minute of video. Halfway through the day the power shuts off.

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Finished The Martian, after reddit wouldn't shut up about how funny and great it was. Terrible book. Cool concept, just poorly executed.

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@Calebjames31 oh I was wrong Tom and Daisy were from Louisville, not Minnesota. Only Nick Carraway and Gatsby were from the greatest state

[Caleb @Calebjames31]

Finally read the Great Gatsby. Good book, great prose. Didn't expect to dislike so many Minnesotans. Tom and Daisy can go fuck themselves

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Myanmar beer is good, miss those Midwest microbrews though!

[Caleb @Calebjames31]

It's weird how everything we see is flipped upside down by our retinas, and then flipped rightside up by our brain.