Bundles.Ke

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[Bundles.Ke @The_Bundle25]

@RobertAlai So you followed?

[Eric @amerix]

If politics is local [Kwa ground],

Why is it that we managed to mobilize protests via this platform?

Why did the state convince voices on this platform to join its side?

What do you mean by "politics is local"?

Do you mean the people here aren't local? Do they live on trees?

[savo @Savo_ke]

Someone somewhere is very mad because you’re not suffering like they hoped.
Please Keep disappointing them 😆

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Nimeiba pads za my woman nikaweka kama inner soul kwa viatu, sahii naskia tu natembea kwa clouds 😂😂

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Raila was never a small sperm.

Yes, he was born into privilege, but he built his own battles, paid his own political price, suffered detention, challenged power and even broke away from comfort when history demanded it.

Small sperms inherit a surname, sit near power and start lecturing citizens.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[Bundles.Ke @The_Bundle25]

@itskipronoh Anashinda Oscar Sudi.... Sudi has never appeared on JKL in spite of him doing his 3rd term

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Rigathi Gachagua telling Kenyans not to attend the June 25 anniversary is not wisdom, it is political comedy from a man who suddenly discovered police brutality after leaving government.

This anniversary was not called for politicians to come and control the streets, it was about mourning young Kenyans who died, celebrating their courage, remembering their sacrifice and demanding that their blood does not become another forgotten paragraph in Kenya’s dirty political history.

When police were cracking down on Azimio protesters, Gachagua was not this soft grandfather begging young people to stay indoors and play with children.

He was defending police, attacking human rights groups for not speaking about injured officers, saying police were also human beings and echoing the government line that security was not negotiable.

He even backed the withdrawal of security from opposition leaders until street protests stopped, then today he wants to lecture Kenyans about state violence as if he was born yesterday in the opposition nursery.

This is the same man Kenyans recently reminded of past remarks where he told police to continue doing their work and not be bothered by criticism from protesters and opposition leaders.

Now that the same machine he once defended has turned against him, he wants to sound like the patron saint of civil liberties.

June 25 is about candles, flowers, names, prayers, tears and memory, not politicians sneaking into grief with ballot mathematics and fear campaigns.

So why is Gachagua inserting himself into a day that belongs to the dead, their families and the young people who stood up when many leaders were still calculating which side would benefit them?

If the anniversary is about remembering dead heroes, why is a politician rushing to tell people to stay away as if remembrance now needs clearance from Wamunyoro?

Kenyans should ask a very simple question........

Who is Rigathi Gachagua working for when he tells people not to show up for a memorial that is meant to honour dead heroes?

When you get overwhelmed and forget who Rigahti is, remember what once said

[Bundles.Ke @The_Bundle25]

@gpdkaluma Will this whiten your teeth?

[Bundles.Ke @The_Bundle25]

@jmuragengunjiri He's facing corruption itself..... He's addressing corruption

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

KTN has chosen to do the Lord's work once again exposing Ruto's LIES after lies with his famous phrase "In Six Months"

More recently with Tharaka Nithi Bridge. Kindiki amepokea Stray moto hapo. Full video

Courtsey of KTN News Kenya

[Muk @MukDancu]

@amerix A woman is only loyal to her emotions,so she fronts short-term happiness over long-term stability. A man craves long-term stability and legacy through a solid generation.

[Eric @amerix]

A man with financial capital builds a home and a family. A woman with financial capital books a flight and hotel rooms.

[Eric @amerix]

Discipline is paramount.

Don't tolerate indiscipline.

Don't accommodate people who lack discipline. They will drag your life into a pit.

If someone lacks discipline, he is also disrespectful, not just to himself, but to you.

[Eric @amerix]

When there is too much salt in your water or food that the body doesn't want, what happens?

Your tongue naturally rejects the food.

When there is excess salt in your body, what happens?

• You become thirsty,

• You drink more water,

• You urinate,

• You sweat the salt out.

But the functionally illiterate "experts" want you to believe that your body is so stupid that it has no homeostatic mechanism for eliminating the excess salt that it doesn't require.

The only thing that the body has never figured out how to eliminate is sugar.

Sugar is stored, turns into fat, clogs your arteries, and surrounds your organs as visceral fat, leading to chronic inflammation, chronic diseases and failing kidney functions.

Sugar is the enemy, not salt.

EAT SALT.

#FoodFriday

[Masculine Monk /self improvement @MasculineMonk14]

33 reasons NOT to masturbate:

1. Kills your confidence

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

When we told you that the fuel price increase had more to do with the government's desperate search for revenue to service maturing debt obligations before the close of the financial year on 30th June, many dismissed it as speculation.

Now the facts are becoming harder to ignore. The recent adjustment cannot simply be blamed on developments in the Strait of Hormuz. Too often, external events are used as convenient scapegoats while the underlying fiscal pressures at home remain unaddressed. Kenyans deserve honesty about the true drivers of rising costs, not manufactured narratives.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

An MP hired the goons. The police assured the goons that all would be well and directed them on how to attack. Then comes the CS Internal Security to condemn the attack and threaten arrests. Who is fooling who?

[Hon. Philip Kisia. @Kisia_Westlands]

I have said it before and I’ll say it again, we are dealing with a Government of Deals, one that consistently puts personal interests above the public good.

As a member of the government-in-waiting, let me be clear;

All those involved in these illegal acts will face the full force of the law. We shall recover every single asset and every penny that was stolen.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Koech should not be anywhere near NIS commitee in Parliament

Guy is cerebrally deficient

His company ndio iko ALL road contructions za Nairobi

Za Sudi ziko garbage collection. Actually ni hapo Wakale na Gachagua walikosonia

Tenders

Anyway, nimeona Thika rd wameongezwa budget

June 25th will never happen again. Take that to your nearest shylock

Tell them ni Aoko amesema