Chauncey Whitlock

Actor • Costumer • Dancer • Admitted crazy cat lady and avid tea connoisseur. #savethebees

[Chauncey Whitlock @The_Chauncey_W]

i, too, can understand the plight of the vampire whenever i smell truffle oil pumping through the vein i simply cannot control myself

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?”

it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti

[Chauncey Whitlock @The_Chauncey_W]

at a bar in a red state

there’s a devil on both shoulders

one tv is set to a knicks game

one tv is set to fox news

[Drebae @Drebae_]

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss

[Rhonda With A Book @rhondawithabook]

It’s been awhile since I polluted the shades of Pemberley

[eleanor @elearor]

i got hospitalised for my twilight addiction and they put me in the ed ward

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Elizabeth Bennet agreeing to dance with Mr. Darcy:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

wow the Groundhog just called me and apparently trump getting shot in the Gay ear means 6 more weeks of brat summer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I'm not okay

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

[Mika @mika10190219]

I often take a few days to respond to messages as an homage to the concept of correspondence and letters

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Born to fall out of a coconut tree, forced to live in the context

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules it is legal to lure a political enemy into the catacombs of Paris with the promise of a cask of Amontillado.

[Reece @DefaultReece]

Biden up there looking like Viserys Targaryen

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game

[Aoife @leafylane16]

Oh I love her music!