The Classy Gay™

I don't really care about you...or anyone...

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

Hope the third party voters and the people who didn’t vote are still happy about their fake sense of moral superiority when it’s no longer legal for me to get married in 30+ states and the Supreme Court is 8-1 republican. You idiots really chose this, no matter what you say

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

This. I keep seeing tweets about how things “will be fine” and I don’t think people remember how horrible those four years were. Every day we woke up to a new disaster or scandal. Policy decisions changed every few weeks. Federal policies were announced & replaced by his tweets

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Too many of y'all appear to have forgotten how absolutely wild the Trump years were.

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

Has anyone asked Jodie Foster what she thinks and, more importantly, how impressed she is

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

We as a society need to stop babying tourists who come to NYC. If you can’t figure out what train line you’re on when the train has a giant W on it and an announcer saying every stop that you’re on a queens bound W train then you deserve to get lost. Same for numbered streets

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

Is Trisha Paytas still pregnant or did Charles d*e?

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

Going ✈️✈️ Japan

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

If Charles dies under Biden that’ll be two English monarchs dead during his first term, think of what he could accomplish for Ireland if reelected

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

@not_chasebank @LizCGil Well, yes, obviously, but she’s also gotten a BBL and also is dead (but maybe not?) and for a while we also thought she was preparing to play Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors starting April 2

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going to bed empty stomach because i was too lazy to cook for myself

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

Gotta love how every ~30 years a French figure skater is like “fuck it, I’m doing an illegal backflip”

[Unique Stuff @un1questuff]

French figure skater Adam Siao Him Fa just did an illegal backflip in competition at the European Championships, deliberately incurring a deduction, as a flex of his confidence that he would win anyway. He did, in fact, win.

[Marissa ☀️🌴💛 @michimama75]

The Pop-Tart being lowered into the toaster was my NYE ball drop.

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

Was chatting with @9emilylime9 about the siege or Alesia, as one does. Looked on a map and realized there’s a town/renaissance era château nearby, and y’all,,,

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

I’m saving my Dom Perignon for Clarence T., but do we think this calls for Ruinart or Krug?

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

@LizCGil Had to workshop some grammatical issues once I had a third espresso after texting it to you but before tweeting it, obviously

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

In the fall and winter I’m always like “no I’m not *that* depressed” and then I go to the seaside and I’m like OH this is why women in 19th century novels died from not seeing the sea for too long

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

She looks like she’s upset that Edward and Bella invited a werewolf to their wedding after one killed her lover Laurent for being a vampire

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Adele looks absolutely gorgeous for Weekend 32 of her Las Vegas residency, #WeekendsWithAdele.

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

@James_Fulton22 Happy birthday!!

[The Classy Gay™ @The_Classy_Gay]

For context, I have the flu