Comedian Coalition

Six guys being bros, telling jokes & coming to your town. Book us [email protected]

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

A toothpick in your mouth is way cooler than having a piece of floss dangling from your teeth.

[Donny Townsend @SardineJeans]

Why are people on heroin so talented?

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Let's go to Penguins tonight and tell some jokes. And snuff a hooker.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

@Stevie_Mo89 follow us you illiterate coondog. #coondog

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

@Stevie_Mo89 cause we love you and don't want to have to beat the sausage out of you.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

@Stevie_Mo89 follow us you piece of shit.

[Donny Townsend @SardineJeans]

I wish my mom would stop coming into my room while I'm watching Sanford and Son.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

The Coalition twitter account has less followers than it has members. So stop being poons and follow us.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Twitter is a good way to get yelled at by more women than just your wife.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Saw a really hot girl using a flip phone. Suddenly she seemed attainable. I'm the flip phone of humanity.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

If you like the band the Cranberries I can also assume you enjoy lute music. And chicks with annoying voices.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

If you eat an entire pizza because you're sad, it won't help. I tried.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Just saw a picture of a girl I dated in high school. Wow! She looks like Ruth Buzzi now. She looked like a young Ruth Buzzi back then.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Twinkies, Cream Pies, and Fudge Brownies. @DougBenson 's grocery list or @JimNorton 's internet search history? Winner gets FUCKIN NOTHING!

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

A chest bump is like high fiving bodies and admitting you like men all at the same time.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

I kissed a baby today. They use a lot of tongue.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Bought a chillow for my dick. Needed a good place to rest my head.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Wrote a joke for Louie Anderson. Wish he was still alive.

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

"Gravy is delicious." - Gravy Boat Captain

[Comedian Coalition @The_Coalish]

Hey I won the Powerball! Wait no, never mind, I just have powerful balls.