D MILL

Baptize me in a bottle of Beam and put Johnny on the vinyl…

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Oklahoma City's Isaiah Hartenstein intends to sign a new three-year contract to return to the Thunder through 2028-29 that brings his total earnings with the franchise at five years and $134 million guaranteed, sources tell ESPN. A key signing in 2024 leading to the 2025 championship, Thunder lock in the defensive anchor.

[Travis J Davidson @TravisSkol]

Isaiah Joe in the 2026 playoffs, while OKC played often without Ajay or JDub:

DNP in two games

0 FGM in four games

Never played more than 10 minutes in a game decided by 10 or fewer points.

And people are mad Presti ONLY got two picks for him.

[Travis J Davidson @TravisSkol]

The OKC fans crashing out about losing two players that weren’t in the playoff rotation gotta be new.

I will always love Wiggins and Joe for their contributions in 2025.

But OKC just got massive salary breaks and four picks without touching their playoff rotation.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

The year is 2036

Batting average has been replaced by xWOBACON

Each team logo has been replaced by a gambling app, Mets vs Phillies is now Polymarket vs DraftKings

If you don’t know the starting pitcher’s Stuff+ they take you out back and shoot you

The nerds crave for more.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Oklahoma City Thunder are finalizing a trade to send guard Aaron Wiggins to the Atlanta Hawks for two second-round picks (Atlanta's in 2030 and the least favorable of Hawks/Lakers in 2032), sources tell ESPN.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Former NFL pro bowler. This is why even rich athletes have fucked up lives…cuz money can’t make niggas stop being fucking retards

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

SOONERS DOMINATE GAME ONE! ☝️

@OU_Baseball x #MCWS

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

MLB is now facing a DOJ investigation for potential religious discrimination after warning players for wearing Bible verse on their ‘Pride’ hats.

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

Your solo leader at Shinnecock... Ryder Cowan!

The amateur has 3 birdies in his first 8 holes.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE‘RE IN OKLAHOMA CITY!!!!! Thank you so much to Ella Langley and her team for the amazing hospitality.

WE FINALLY HAVE NEW SUITCASES!!!🤩

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Have you ever seen a more redneck sport than this? The race cars go around the track trying to be the first one to load onto the trailer being pulled by the truck. 🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny Johnson @johndog68]

I want unplayable. I want these guys to bitch. I don’t want the ball to stop rolling. I want +5 to win. Give me carnage. Do the right thing @USGA

[Sooner Gridiron @ouvstheworld]

Damn kids and their phones these days.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

Gaethje passing by Teddy Roosevelt, moments before he beats the shit out of the foreign sitting champion on the South Lawn in front of a crowd of 80,000. This is America.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

One of the greatest nights of fights ever

Truly an all timer
#UFCWhiteHouse

[BigHairyVols @BigHairyVols]

Idc who’s in office can we do this UFC thing at the White House annually lmao

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

JUSTIN GAETHJE IS A WORLD CHAMPION

#UFCWhiteHouse

[𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 🇮🇪 @BoomerKenny]

LFGGGGGGG GAETHJE