Hiroki Witt

Basketball Analyst @ Phoenix Suns. Watch sports (a lot), memorize cartoon theme songs, still trying to beat F-Zero GX's story mode. Octopus are pretty cool too.

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So friends and I got interviewed at the airport while on my trip to Japan and evidently got to be part of a LOL LOOK AT FOREIGNERS show

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@drewlevin Heya! 6.5 years in analytics in the NBA (and at one time a League / TFT enthusiast).

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ALRIGHTY FELLAS I KNOW I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING IN NEARLY A YEAR BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT CAN GET ME TO TWEET AGAIN IT'S A JOHN CENA HEEL TURN

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@KNonaas @TerribleMaps Arizona: too hot for premeditated crime, I guess.

What is going on in Montana and Alaska though???

[Official ATLUS West @Atlus_West]

please wish him a happy #NationalDogDay 😊

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Hello @Pokemon

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@Nate_Rubinstein Def agree! I just remembered a vague recollection of him saying "he just sent a TEXT message to the upper deck!" for Teixeira and I'm about to jump down a rabbit hole of his calls

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@Nate_Rubinstein Never knew this, but it was the same thing for me! I had an XM Radio as a kid and Sterling's signature calls (it is high! It is far! It is gone!) and ridiculous player-tailored HR calls (The Grandy man can! The Giambino!) were oddly inspirational haha

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Purdue spamming Spain PnR to get Zach Edey easy paint touches is gooooood stuff

[Evan Boyd @EvanBoydSTATS]

Punxsutawney Phil's predictions since 1886:

Long winter - 107 times
Early spring - 20 (including today!)
Unknown - 11
War clouds blacked out the shadow - once (1942)

It's also important to know that he's bad at this, making a correct prediction about 35% of the time.

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Had a thought yesterday that Triumph is the “Caillou’s dad” of rock bands. I think it’s fairly apt, but also largely pointless to tweet given that 75% of my followers have entirely forgotten about Caillou, 90% have never heard of Triumph, and 99% have abandoned Twitter entirely

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@KNonaas Yoooooo that’s hype af! There’s magic in the air

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(Unexpected development of my late twenties is that about the only time I have inspiration to tweet is while I’m sitting in a terminal or on a plane. Being half awake and cramped gets dem creative juices FLOWIN’)

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Is there such a thing as airline-tailored electronic sizes? I’m tryna get a tablet built to fit snugly in the Frontier ashtray so I can watch Safe for Flight anime while the plane never takes off

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@SimplePlanBG I once asked him if he’d seen any movies he’d liked recently (this was like set 3.5 or 4) and he went on a minutes long rant about how it was “off topic” and how he wished his chat would be like other chats where no one asked questions and just spammed emotes

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@FearTheBrown Did you ever play on Showdown? Or were you a VGC purist?

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@s_zickie No worries! And sorry to hear that😔Hope it gets resolved soon! Might not hurt to send a follow-up one just in case.

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Meant to start this earlier, but here's a thread of my trip to Japan - pics, videos, thoughts, etc.

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@s_zickie So first they sent a message to my email with basic support tips and at the bottom there was something that said “if this doesn’t help reply and we’ll have someone get back to you”. I didn’t see that at first but once I did / replied they got back to me in a couple hours I think?

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Announces he's doing a Q/A, answers no questions. Absolute masterclass from the American Gangster

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

Q/A time. I’m in Studio, send me your questions now.

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Finished the night at a Family Guy themed Western karaoke bar called the Drunken Clam because it’s what 14-year old me would have wanted

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After that I had some time so I got tickets to an evening outdoor art exhibit called TeamLab Botanical Gardens which ended up being a really pleasant surprise