Jake

a lost boy who cooks good BBQ

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Christmas boi

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Another thing about babies is they really love to stare at ceiling fans

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Marc-Andre Fleury got his 500th career win tonight, becoming the third goalie to reach that mark 🔥 @NHLBlackhawks

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Having a baby consists of you smiling at them for hours hoping you’ll get them to smile back, while they stare at you like “what is this idiot doing?”

But eventually they do smile back and I must say it is pretty glorious

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Everyone in the world should join together and jump Zac Stacy

[U R I A H H A L L @UriahHallMMA]

Looking for a wife beater Zac Stacy anyone seen him? Looking to give an ass whooping on site !!!

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

No one:

Packers when a linebacker with the last name Smith hits the market:

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

@Redbird_IV I knew you were a goulash man

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

If your chili has noodles, it is not chili, it is goulash. Just facts

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

I’ll get a little scandalous for some French onion soup

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

I’ve accepted the fact I’d be a much richer man if I could not eat out as much 😂😂

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

@BethesdaStudios The games you have made recently are trash. Please make decent fallout or elder scrolls games or just give up making games all together. You guys are ass. Love Jake

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Jacinda Ardern is a real queen

[🫥 @Nosoycuero]

She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Tomatoes from the garden is what I’m talking about

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

@SnowflakeDrizzy Bro is hurting after that one holy

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

if i were a 400 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

@SnowflakeDrizzy Marathon day for the boys

[Jake @The_Jake_Heath]

Fuck the Nets