Jordan Hayes

Just living life and chasing the American dream. IHSV

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Never stop being a good person because of bad people

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Mind _______

Matter

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Being single on Valentine's Day isn't bad bc for the price of a dozen roses, you could treat yourself with a pitcher of beer & wings instead

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Having your life completely together probably isn't even all that fun

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

If eating while driving was a crime I'd be serving a life sentence

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

I just want a chick I can take to a baseball game that isn’t afraid to eat a ball park frank and drink a few cold brews

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Sometimes saying nothing at all says it all

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Everyone my age is either getting married or starting families (which is cool), and then I’m over here struggling to decide what 3 toppings I want on my pizza 😅

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Just because I’m not broadcasting what I’m doing doesn’t mean I’m sitting at home on my behind ❗️

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

hardest decision you'll ever make is choosing between what you want and what's good for you

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

I just put up Christmas lights for the first time and I can already hear my future wife yelling at me

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Firmly believe that God places people in and out of our lives for a reason.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Reminder: The most accurate QB in @NFL history #Saints https://t.co/EzXsf6ZMLo

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[benson w. payne @joe_paschall]

They finally learned their real target audience https://t.co/fNd8qY97IY

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

honestly, we should do away with championships too. seems dumb to me. participation trophies for everybody. don't @ me https://t.co/Hdnow9GoQO

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

Crazy how many memories songs can bring back

[Jordan Hayes @The_JordanHayes]

I feel bad for people who never left their hometown to experience anything new