friendships 15 years ago:
"hello" "hi"
friendships today:
"will u come visit my campsite" "OH REALLY UR INVITING ME? BC I DONT SEE A MODREN COUCH IN UR CAMPSITE YET. CRAFT A MODREN COUCH FOR ME THAT I WONT EVEN SIT ON. GIVE ME 2 ORANGES AND A HORNED BEETLE"
*knocks on door*
McConaughey: “Do you have a thanksgiving turkey?”
Resident: “no, no I don’t”
McConaughey: “Be a lot cooler if you did.” https://t.co/GpmB0Y4OOg