*knocks on door*
McConaughey: “Do you have a thanksgiving turkey?”
Resident: “no, no I don’t”
McConaughey: “Be a lot cooler if you did.” https://t.co/GpmB0Y4OOg
The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.
I was really on board with the #Euphoria finale for the first half and about 70m into it I thought, "Sam Levinson might actually land this plane, but there's 40m left, he could still fuck it up," and GANG, you will never guess what happened.
Part of growing up is setting aside your early-mid 20’s superiority complex and realizing that your dad and his friends were right all along drinking the same cheap domestic beer and never switching it up.
Miller Lite is a bad beer but an incredible beverage, @Tyler_A_Harper argues: “It is neither complicated nor offensive, and it derives its magic from this bland alchemy, this delicate equipoise of fizzy nothingness.” https://t.co/1bsBtA7uzV
Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.
“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”
“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”