Thomas Gilliano

The internet gives everyone a voice. Mine sounds like Alan Alda in a knife fight.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

I'm in a Three Dog Night cover band but we all dress as Batman. We call ourselves Three Dark Knight.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

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[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@platinum2000 My mom makes a delicious Banana Cream Pie... and loves gangbangs.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@thatcarlygirl @CulturedRuffian Alarm clocks are responsible for putting an end to my dreams.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Question is what will be more orange? Trump's skin or the jumpsuit Hillary will be wearing in prison?

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@darksidedeb Nice day to "Porky Pig" it!

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

Did I happen to mention my name was Humpty? Pronounced with an Umpty, of course.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

I'm starting to rethink global warming. #jonasblizzard

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@r_terrion Would you interview my band? I'm in a Three Dog Night cover band but we all dress as Batman. We call ourselves Three Dark Knight.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

Testing mousetraps with my penis #DumbWaysIHurtMyself

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

#SquirrelAppreciationDay

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

When I graduate I'm going to become an Afro Engineer! #BeAnEngineer

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

Celebrating #NationalHugDay by hugging my penis tightly with my right hand!

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

I don't want to brag but I pull mad pussy. Yeah, I like to fuck insane broads.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

#MakeSomethingOrSomeoneWellKnownCheesy The Bee Cheese

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

#MakeSomethingOrSomeoneWellKnownCheesy Feta-ration Starship

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

#MakeSomethingOrSomeoneWellKnownCheesy Gouda Gooding Jr.

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@sissyknits @REACTlVE May The Forks Be With You!

[Thomas Gilliano @The_Kitner_Boy]

@LinajkReturns @Underchilde Good thing cause the Democrats can't fix shit!