The Koog

Party loving beach fey. Everyone knows the Koog. (Dresden Lives - Empire State Chronicles)

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@GimmieThings I'm sorry if I said something that led to personal growth. I assure you it was accidental; I try to avoid it when I can.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I believe there's some more beer left in this state.

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Oh man, I love firework holidays. When some Summer folks get drunk and set fire to the sky it's totally covered.

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So what's everyone up to today? Beach? Pool? BBQ? It's going to be a chill day right? I can feel it; it's going to be a chill day.

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@IsaacMarisNYC It's the night life capital of the Corn Kingdom. Step into the Never Never anywhere in Nebraska and you're not far.

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@IsaacMarisNYC Do you think corn and potatoes have nothing to do but wait to get eaten? Remind me not to take you to Cornopolis next time.

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@IsaacMarisNYC Some people eat people. There's no vegetarian vamps (including our White friends). I won't mention it if it helps.

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I mean, sure. Some of us eat people. But how would the humans like it if corn and potatoes started shooting them? Gotta chill out.

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Coventry and the Black Court are both really low on chill. I don't like working with folks that want to kill us.

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@winterspawn I'm on a bunch of lists, mostly for clubs in beach-side towns.

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@anya_fletcher So do I. I don't have a lot of experience with these things; nothing bad ever happens to me.

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@anya_fletcher Keep your head down and your drink full is what I always do. I'll keep my ears open, I don't like demons eating my friends.

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@anya_fletcher And that's my favorite magical towel. I spent a month with a siren to get that thing enchanted.

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@anya_fletcher I bet a margarita and a week in Maui will make it better. What are you up to this weekend kid?

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Guys, chill. The Koog is okay, as always. There was some minor apocolypsy goodness and a little bit of murder, but I remain better than fine

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@AndreaMLang She's a pretty cool chick. A librarian in Athens with a taste for Ouzo. Or she was two hundred years ago.

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@TommyCapaldi @anya_fletcher I'm opposed to independent judges. They should always be on your side.

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@anya_fletcher @EilierJ Says the girl with the self-filling beer pitcher.

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@EilierJ I just told her I'd pass along the offer. There's no need to be rude.

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@EilierJ Sure. You know, my Black Court friend Corele was asking after that. You could make a good deal trading it.