Tommy Capaldi

Just a guy, trying to make it big. Ain't we all? (This is a fictional account for the Dresden Lives Empire State Chronicle LARP)

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Ohgodohgodohgod things are fucked. Someone plz bring booze.

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@proximalnyc how can you help?

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@anya_fletcher Looks rad. Cupcakes are pretty real.

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Bet on Charlie. Bro always has an ace up his sleeve, if you know what I mean. #stocktipoftheday

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@anya_fletcher That ain't dread eternal power, that's a college student. #foolishmortal

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@anya_fletcher Half right is still half wrong, yo. But it's cool. Also: are you actually immortal? #foolishmortal

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@anya_fletcher Nah, I'm the Cabana Boy of Destiny. I ain't no vampire. #foolishmortal

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@anya_fletcher I'm actually mortal, yo. Foolish mortal.

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@anya_fletcher I do not drink... wine.

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@Det_Parker Drinking and gambling. Gotta pay the rent somehow.

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@proximalnyc Also, don't tell people what they won on a lottery ticket before they buy it. #todayilearned #everyonesaloser

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Today's word: Bumfuzzle: "The vampire was bumfuzzled by the Argentinian leprechaun." #andnowyourknow #wordoftheday

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@Det_Parker @anya_fletcher Nah, that's the plural of hipster.

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@FaithfulAdeline What? Oh. Yeah, sure. #adarkandstormynight

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@The_Koog @anya_fletcher Oh, well in that case it should totally be me. I've very bribable.

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@The_Koog @anya_fletcher Hey, if you want an independent judge for a magic food-off, I know a guy.

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@anya_fletcher True fact: A grouping of fedoras is known as a "pomp". #wordoftheday

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@FaithfulAdeline They never want just one cracker. #captialistcockatoos

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@FaithfulAdeline #pollywannacracker

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@emanuel_grey ...yeah, right. Hey, have you met @NamesGage? You'd get along great.